Naomi Bloom : Writing

Jailbait (My Terrible Rebecca Black Parody)

Jailbait (My Terrible Rebecca Black Parody)

A Poem by Naomi Bloom


A godawful parody of Rebecca Black's Friday.
I'm Hairy (A Feist Parody)

I'm Hairy (A Feist Parody)

A Poem by Naomi Bloom


A rather crude parody of Feist's song I'm Sorry.
Singing His Song

Singing His Song

A Poem by Naomi Bloom


A love poem. Details below in the author's note.
The Ballad of Sawyer Dupree

The Ballad of Sawyer Dupree

A Story by Naomi Bloom


This is the story of Sawyer Dupree, a teenager from Texas, who dreams of nothing but taking his crush Joanna to the prom.
Brunswick

Brunswick

A Story by Naomi Bloom


The beginnings of a story about a girl named Laura Brunswick.
Vernon Arthur Black

Vernon Arthur Black

A Story by Naomi Bloom


Short story about an old man named Vernon Arthur Black. Written for a creative writing class in high school.
Haydn is Dead But He Turned in His Grave When He Saw This Title

Haydn is Dead But He Turned in His Grave When He S..

A Story by Naomi Bloom


The beginnings of a short story about the classical composer Joseph Haydn's unexpected visit to the year 2008. Written in 2008.
My First University Audition

My First University Audition

A Story by Naomi Bloom


A story about my first audition for a university music program; University of Toronto (Canada). It was a stressful audition.
Possess Your Heart

Possess Your Heart

A Story by Naomi Bloom


A love story based on Death Cab for Cutie's song "I Will Possess Your Heart."
Wallflower

Wallflower

A Poem by Naomi Bloom


A poem about shyness and the stigma attached to it.