Bob B : Writing

The Jensen Christmas Eve Dinner Brawl

The Jensen Christmas Eve Dinner Brawl

A Poem by Bob B


The Minnesota night was cold; Ask the man on the street: It was so cold your words would freeze, Drop, and break at your feet. That didn't..
Such Audacity!

Such Audacity!

A Poem by Bob B


They sit on their comfy couches In their stuffy suits and ties Or their stylish sleeveless dresses, Expounding pernicious lies. Promot..
My Poem to the World

My Poem to the World

A Poem by Bob B


This is my poem to the world In the year 2015. The end of the year is approaching and We've made it past Halloween. Thanksgiving, too,..
This Can't Be Happening Here!

This Can't Be Happening Here!

A Poem by Bob B


Trump with his dog and pony show And his loose-cannon campaigning At first struck many people As slightly entertaining. But "entertai..
Ah, Pinocchio!

Ah, Pinocchio!

A Poem by Bob B


Ah, Pinocchio--povero burattino*-- Always in a scrape; always in a jam. The irresponsible, wooden-headed numbskull Couldn't help but fall fo..
The Unopened Present

The Unopened Present

A Poem by Bob B


Under a tree sits a Christmas present, Wrapped with loving attention and care With snowflake paper and shiny red ribbon-- Indicative of a fe..
Silence

Silence

A Poem by Bob B


Hateful rhetoric incites hateful actions; Some don't like to admit it, but it's true. Wintry blasts provide few satisfactions And turn unpr..
Hail to Thee, C-o-l-o-n-o-s-c-o-p-y!*

Hail to Thee, C-o-l-o-n-o-s-c-o-p-y!*

A Poem by Bob B


Have you ever prepped for a c-o-l-o-n-o-s-c-o-p-y*? That's what I get to do today. It means no solid food for me; Clear broth will be my ent..
Gunfight at the D-Lux Diner

Gunfight at the D-Lux Diner

A Poem by Bob B


The day starts out like any day-- A Saturday morning just like most others. The diner is buzzing with customers: Grandparents, kids, fathers..
What's Up with Marco?

What's Up with Marco?

A Poem by Bob B


Poor Marco Rubio must have Flunked his course in American history. How he rose to his current position Is for me a real mystery. The F..