LA Bank Robbery: American DNA

A wily thief seeks to subvert blood-diamond warlord-and-baron control of American gem danger.

Here's one more fun blood-diamond diorama, in the direction of dystopian disco! Enjoy, 

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This is a story of a fantastic LA bank robbery which has inspired all kinds of urban comics and folklore and romantic dreams.

The protagonist is a 7-11 clerk who's plotted a fantastic diamond-heist of blood diamonds belonging to the LA baron Kuyt.

Our protagonist has a strange and offbeat obsession with Spanish national soccer team video-game play diaries.

The protagonist, Amlan Satan, wants to steal Kuyt's blood diamonds from an LA bank and claim it's linked to soccer!

AMLAN: This is an adventure in real modernism fantasies, and we want the Spanish lady in red as a great robbery prize.

Amlan has dressed up as a modern-day pirate and claims he's a rogue Interpol-agent seeking Kuyt's blood-diamond treasures.

Amlan drives up to the LA bank which houses the safe-boxes belonging to Kuyt, in a red Lamborghini no doubt!

The tracking LAPD officer is a female undercover agent named Jennifer Connelly who intends to expose Amlan as a fraud!

Amlan walks into the bank with water-guns filled with HCL acid and tells the manager he intends to perform a media stunt!

BANK MANAGER: All we know is that this modern-day pirate Amlan wants to subterfuge Kuyt's blood-diamond highway.

We know that blood diamond funds terrorism and fascism which is why the LAPD is tracking both these barons and Amlan.

Amlan intends to present himself as a blood-diamond pirate, but will he tackle the intricacy of LA detection?

AMLAN: I managed to infiltrate the bank vault and grab Kuyt's blood-diamonds with a simple gesture of Interpol-diligence.

LA TIME: We think this Interpol-linked diamond heist is somehow related to modern-day urban treasure journalism!

AMLAN: We believe this subversion of Kuyt's blood diamonds will create the right sort of media exposure of terrorism!

LA TIMES: To really undo blood-diamond journals, we have to determine who's a vigilante...and who's a deformer!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)