Shiva/Saraswati: Point Break IV

Two heavenly deities transform into disguised humanoids to create a blood-diamond adventure for California capitalism.

A fun movie fanfiction inquiring, "Is American outlaw-folklore design conducive for anti-terrorism Dianetics?" Inspired by Point Break. Thanks for reading (and enjoy!), 

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Shiva, god of destruction/meditation, was conferring with his new romantic girlfriend, the deity Saraswati, attractive young goddess of learning/music, about the adventurous spirit of civilization capitalism. They'd considered transforming into humanoids to descend to Earth and make new era capitalism folklore. The two deities were romantically bonded and imaginative about capitalism daydreams in America, the leader of civilization on Earth!

Shiva transformed into a computer scientist named Amlan Satan, and Saraswati became the California fashion-model Valerie Venora. The two humanoids who're actually deities set up a California arts-and-crafts store and sold handmade tech-toys, mostly robot dolls, and capitalism trinkets such as casino coin-chocolates. Their store became very successful in Ocean Beach, California. The two lovers were now immersed into California life on Earth as a dynamic duo!

SHIVA/AMLAN: I'll become an acid-gun bank robber in California!

SARASWATI/VALERIE: I'll be your monitoring cheerleader, darling.

Amlan (Shiva) and Valerie (Saraswati) began watching bank-robbery romance films on Netflix, such as Point Break, A Life Less Ordinary, and Plunkett & Macleane. The two deities/humanoids decided to create a synthesized capitalism adventure in California, modeled after one of these exciting capitalism-dystopian films on Netflix!

SHIVA: I've noted numerous men on Earth parading in costumes celebrating the joy of adventure stories.

SARASWATI: America caters to all sorts of pedestrian masked fairy-tales.

Is capitalism really fertile for new era folk-tales, as Shiva (Amlan) and Saraswati (Valerie) had wagered? The two decided to become masked bank robbers and steal $20 million diamonds from the corrupt Dutch baron Emil Kuyt who lived in California. Kuyt was involved in warlord-tied blood-diamonds from South Africa, connected to fascist/terrorist regime financing in Africa and Europe. Shiva (Amlan) wanted to steal these Kuyt-rocks and re-present his adventure as a Robin Hood act of anti-warlord infiltration, as a gesture of diamond vigilantism and targeted the Reserve Bank in California, where Kuyt stored his African gems!

BANK MANANGER: Our Kuyt diamonds are in safe-boxes secured and valued by our California establishment.

Amlan (Shiva) walked in dressed as a foreign terrorist and told the guardsman he wielded a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid. The guardsman learned Amlan was possibly an Interpol-tied infiltration agent seeking to move Kuyt's California blood-diamonds from Africa into the underground hands of government operating anti-baron agents tied to groups like Interpol. Amlan was therefore considered the real anti-warlord agent in California, and his acid-gun provided the needed fear control to provide him the darting access to the Kuyt safe-box in the California bank!

After the heist, Shiva (Amlan) and Saraswati (Valerie) created a bank-robbery US history laser-disc imprinted documentary which was now available to consumers/audiences on eBay. The video-documentary would serve as a catalog of crime-folklore in American history regarding the social valuation of bank-robbery storytelling and how it informed capitalism-diaries!

SHIVA: We've made California a blood-diamond disco journal.

SARASWATI: Let's be sure California infrastructures absorb all this folk-tale doctoring.

Shiva (Amlan) and Saraswati (Valerie) didn't want to get trapped in the detection matrix of the gritty and unforgiving California FBI detective Jennifer Connelly, who'd worked for years in bank-robbery to make sure that outlaw-folklore didn't become a resurrected phenomenon in the West Coast. Jennifer knew how California loved robbery-storytelling and didn't want to let these diamond-thieves become new era society Golems of anti-capitalism dance!

SHIVA: We'll settle in Ocean Beach (California) as anti-piracy musicians, darling!

SARASWATI: No one can figure we're deities and poets of capitalism-drawings.

Were Shiva and Saraswati working to create a new form of outlaw-folkore that didn't descend into the darkness of anti-capitalism terrorism in California? Would civilization absorb all this outlaw-diarism for modern historians to decry terrorism as a negative form of capitalism-dreamcatching?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)