The LAX Dragon

A Story by Abishai100

A strange story ensues at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport), creating quite a special anti-terrorism media dream.

A psychiatric look at American justice as witnessed (fictionally) in a legendary American international airport, LAX, inspired by the miniseries The Langoliers. Enjoy (and God bless),

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In the glorious Los Angeles International Airport (LAX), a serious drama was about to take place as Easter approached.

A very popular public defender was to travel through LAX at the time when this adventure-tale took place, a dashing LA lawyer named Harvey. He's to make sure a new suit brought against airport security systems didn't interfere with regular clinical functioning of all terminal traffic. The controversial policies were brought into inquiry after 9/11, and Harvey was the ace who was managing this highly-publicized case and ironically was at LAX that Easter season!

HARVEY: We don't want mass panic, created ironically/naturally by the hell fallout of 9/11 backlash patriotism worries.

Now, we all know LAX is a beautiful American airport, worthy of great laurels and security protocol observation report respects. Why then is LAX the site of our serious dramatic adventure during this precocious Easter season in the USA?

Harvey ain't the only player in this strange American airport tale. Another is the Algerian diamond-thief Isaac Satan who works underground for Interpol interceding diamond movements from South Africa by warlords and barons seeking to mingle terrorism-financing gems with the regular global gem exchange. Isaac Satan is at LAX to fly to Amsterdam to see his girlfriend Valerie. He'll become a main character in this bizarre short story.

ISAAC SATAN: I just want a normal flight experience and no problems with security deformities at LAX now, during Easter!

Isaac noticed some extra security personnel at LAX that afternoon while he was there waiting for his KLM flight to Holland. Isaac Satan took iPhone snapshots of the heavily-armed security guardsman at LAX that day. He asked himself, "What the hell is going on here...it's Easter, right?"

The security guards were in preparation-mode following a death-email sent to the LAX executives regarding a serious random pedestrian maniac terrorist threat on the iconic American airport. The security guards kept silent but waited for just about any kind of dementia or schizophrenic calamity!

That calamity came in the form of a deranged over-medicated Saudi terrorist named Ali Khan who wanted to mimic the psychosis presented in an American horror-film about a chainsaw-cannibal! Isaac Satan spotted the loon first as he pulled out a handgun and began firing at the LAX windows before running into a bathroom before anyone could catch him.

The celebrity lawyer Harvey who was also there announced to the crowd that this madman, Ali Khan, was a reputed American bank robber known to have stolen money from very important politicians before staging this LAX terrorism gesture which had not yet fully unfolded!

LAX SECURITY: We're bringing firemen to ensure that there's no chance of a conflagration scheme.

Suddenly, out of the blue, Ali Khan hops out of the bathroom in which he retreated/hid in a full American horror-cinema costume and wielding a hidden chainsaw and now running down a hallway in LAX claiming he's stalking Harvey and an United pilot.

Isaac Satan fortunately was concealing in LAX his special handy-dandy Interpol parts-assembled handsome silver silencer pistol with some nifty gold bullets and cased shells. The gun, with a scope, is just what Satan needed to shoot his 'Leatherface' maniac right in the shoulders, causing him to drop his disarming chainsaw!

HARVEY: We know from the past, folks, that this dude hero Satan was a past Interpol wizard, so we can stay calm here now!

ISAAC SATAN: It's true, I've been linked to $20 million Antwerp and African diamond motion agendas linked to Interpol minds.

The celebrity lawyer Harvey had then suggested to the reporters who now flocked to LAX that this Saudi maniac Leatherface or Ali Khan was discontented at the various forms and 'levels' of American capitalism dancing.

Isaac and Harvey called local medical and rescue pros to bring bottles of Klonopin-medicines to administer to the horrified and shocked LAX travelers to basically simply just soothe their hearts and fractured minds, friends!

In honor of Satan's heroism at LAX, he was penned by a comic book writer as Batman (DC Comics) himself and a special airport in Turkey was erected now in his honor, for the valor he showed that day alongside celebrity-lawyer Harvey at LAX.

BATMAN: The greatest threat to social sanity is the copycat-killer in North America and around the world, really.

LA TIMES: The madness at LAX that day during the sacred Easter season only reminded us of the virtue of security reports.

Even a fireman at hand who put out the fire started in the bathroom by the maniac Ali Khan was instrumental that day when he used a hose to disorient and drench the 'Leatherface' copycat after he fell to the ground.

MAGAZINE EDITOR: We want airports and airplanes after 9/11 to feel like vessels for priests and not pirates.

Meanwhile, celebrity-lawyer Harvey began writing articles and editorials in marie-claire magazine about the special symbolism behind modern American capitalism advertisements.

Harvey then went on a personal rampage crusade of vengeance against this modern phenomenon of anti-American terrorism. Why? You see, folks, that day, Harvey was horribly and accidentally burned by the very same fireman who put Leatherface down with a flame-thrower and water-hose after Isaac Satan shot him! Harvey now called himself the unknown vigilante Two-Face.