Shiva: Durga/Saraswati [Love-Potion 9]

A Story by Abishai100

Three deities become transformed human agents of capitalism diaries, energizing American dollars.

A spiritual approach to capitalism-diarism. What do you think? Enjoy (signing off!),

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Shiva, master-deity of destruction/meditation, wanted to evaluate the thrills of capitalism in human civilization and transformed himself into an Algerian-American diamond thief named Amlan Satan who'd been hijacking blood-diamond or 'conflict diamond' shipments from Africa/Europe mined by warlords and financed by Euro-barons to fund modern terrorism. As the diamond-pirate Satan, Shiva would be able to ponder the depths of capitalism turmoil in the new millennium as a James Bond like agent of vigilantism, demystifying and dethroning the aura of these ruthless and corrupt capitalism barons on Earth!

SHIVA: Diamonds are everyone's best friend, and I intend to deconstruct this underworld mystique of evil barons!

He's soon joined by two deities, Durga (goddess of governance) and Saraswati (goddess of learning), who wanted to transform into Algerian-American princesses and join with Satan (Amlan) in his Robin Hood crusade to cleanse the global diamond market by clearing the power-pyramids of these terrorism-financing capitalism barons.

Durga and Saraswati transformed into Algerian-American apothecary nurses named Eliza and Eliana and married Amlan Satan who converted to Mormonism to have two brides in the USA legally. He moved to Utah and began working with underground agents linked to Interpol undermining blood-diamond traffic into North America through British Columbia. Now, Shiva (Amlan) and Durga/Saraswati (Eliza/Eliana) were officially modernism 'angels' of capitalism temperance! They offered a special apothecary curative medicine in Utah called Love-Potion#9 which enabled two romantically linked individuals to find metaphysical sensitivity in times of great ambition-oriented mental stress.

CONSUMER: This seems like a potion for workaholics!

DURGA/SHIVA/SARASWATI: We're certain it's at least that.

CONSUMER: Why'd you three get involved in this homeopathic medicine?

DURGA/SHIVA/SARASWATI: We like the notion of inventive lifestyle healthcare!

CONSUMER: Well, you're certainly dashing American salespeople of Utah.

Their successes drew the attention of IBM which had waned in popularity because of the skyrocket-rise of Apple and Microsoft in recent times. IBM/Apple/Microsoft comprised the three giant Goliaths of American computing/software in new era capitalism, and IBM wanted to market the apothecary successes of Eliza/Amlan/Eliana for their new joint-venture with Amazon. Suddenly, the three deity-humans in Utah/USA had become capitalism grid celebrities!