Racer-X: Autobahn Diaries

A Story by Abishai100

An homage to the neo-classical/iconic racing-driver known as Racer-X, a man whose philosophy reflects his road-dials.

An homage to the iconic cartoon-character Racer-X, which I grew up watching/admiring on Saturday morning TV! Enjoy,

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My name's Rex, but I go by the name of Racer-X. I studied at Dartmouth College before traveling in Europe working on behalf of Interpol as a road-warrior and gem-infiltrating diamond-thief to subvert the spheres constructed by Euro-barons using conflict diamonds from Africa and elsewhere to finance terrorism. I decided to later just become a full-time racer, driving a McLaren automobile on the German Autobahn.

I used my government related work earnings to create a private account in a fine Swiss bank in Europe. I've left behind my life of blood-diamond ninja work for Interpol agencies and am now using my saved money to create a road consciousness and design a series of 'Autobahn Diaries' about the face of modern racing and safe driving on the racing roads and roads in general. My bank assets reflect my work with government intelligence!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond traffic is a threat to the capitalism-race and diamond market and recruit driven agents!

As Racer-X, I can stay camouflaged or anonymous as a proverbial 'masked racer' on the Autobahn in Germany. I aspire to believe that my style of swift and self-controlled lane-passing racing and straight-line speed driving on the Autobahn will encourage youngsters to think more deeply about the dangerous qualities and face of modern racing. I've become something of a poster-teacher!

My McLaren is my baby! It's a terrific V8-enhanced racing car with sliding opening doors on the sides. It's got a great transmission and stereo and air-conditioning. It's also good decent MPG and RPG stats. I maintain my car well and clean it often and keep it road-quality for my Autobahn riding in Germany and for my personal 'Autobahn Diaries' which I share in my personal Net-blog.

The Autobahn in Germany is a first-rate road experience for racers and drivers today! It's well-maintained and there are adequate road-signs and lane markings, so drivers and speed-drivers can respect the face of modern driving that make multi-lane passing and speeding something more secure and even intellectual. This is the quality of speedy driving today, and the Autobahn has been characterized as a high-quality German offering to today's car drivers.

RACE CRITIC: It seems Racer-X is something like an instructional 'taskmaster' with his philosophy of direction.

I've decided to write up some of my 'Autobahn Diary' entries for my Net-blog while saving other entries and recordings on a classic 1980s audio-tape set which I've named the Autobahn Tapes! These diary recordings re-present my intuitive imagination of self-controlled race-car driving as well as my imagination regarding the flow and ebbs of modern car-diagonals.

Racing and speedy driving is not a joke or pastime! It requires a strict and serious adherence to the principles of modern control and car-consciousness! It requires an obvious respect for the forces of maintenance and health that keep today's drivers more-or-less safe from the unpredictable events of road hellfires. This is modern democracy...and it works because of education and observation.

If you're on the road, and you notice a driver swerving between lanes or seeming like he's driving somewhat intoxicated, he might be a serious threat the road experience and to car-consciousness itself. That's why we rely on medical officers to create options for damage control and crash survival and trauma care. Intoxication threatens our sovereignty on roads, and we don't want intoxicated car-drivers to become the hallmark of modern diaries...be it on the Autobahn or in city roads in areas which boast democratic medical centers! This is a dream mission.