Nevada Twins: Conflict-Gems {American Text}

A Story by Abishai100

A pair of dastardly pirate-twins perform an unusual blood-diamond heist in Nevada to undermine a corrupt baron's darkness.

Here's a very blood-diamond heist story inspired by Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Enjoy,

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Amlan and Isaac Satan are two Algerian-American twins who're also diamond-pirates in modern-day America. They're planning a special diamond-heist of a capitalism-baron's blood-diamonds or 'conflict gems' mined in Africa by warlords and used to finance terrorism. The baron is Emil Kuyt and he's a dangerous presence in North America, and the Satan twins need to be perfect for this continental subversion of a dangerous blood-diamond prince's modern dominion.

Amlan dresses up like an Arctic stranger, and he walks into the Nevada bank with the diamond safe-box belonging to Kuyt. He tells the bank manager he's a visitor from Alaska seeking to open a special diamond-liaison account for an online store featuring toys and jewelry. He claims he's connected to Emil Kuyt and presents a letter with a signature of Kuyt apparently claiming he has permission to take photos of Kuyt's diamonds.

While Amlan is in the safe-box area of the Nevada bank vault-room taking Polaroids of Kuyt's blood-diamonds, another stranger walks into the same bank. This time, it's Amlan's twin Isaac Satan, and he's dressed up like an Islamic fundamentalist terrorist. He grabs the first guardsman at the front entrance and shows him a toy water-gun which is filled with corrosive HCL acid and demands he gains access to the safe-box area of the vault room so he can intercept an Interpol agent posing as a businessman who's taking commercial photos of Kuyt's diamonds. The disguised 'Islamic terrorist' thief (Isaac) tells this to the now-hostage guardsman and another bank executive who now wonder if he's actually the Interpol agent trying to take reports of Kuyt's reputed blood diamonds in the safe-box area or if the current new customer (Amlan) in the safe-box area is actually the real Interpol agent!

While inside the safe-box area, Amlan tells the escorting guardsman/manager that there may be a theft-attempt of Kuyt's diamonds in the safe-box area very soon, and he tells them this right after he finishes up taking the Polaroids of Kuyt's safe-box gems. He walks out of the safe-box area and into the nearby bathroom and crawls out the bathroom window and flees the area. Soon thereafter, Isaac, dressed like a Islamic terrorist with the guardsman-hostage with his acid-guns walks into the safe-box area and announces he's to take photos of Kuyt's blood-diamonds too! He tells the guardsman and manager to play with his acid-gun while he takes the photos, and while the guardsman and the manager too are distracted/busy playing with Isaac's acid-gun, Isaac switches Kuyt's blood-diamonds with fake ones hidden in the soles of his shoes!

One year later, Amlan/Isaac are in Tahiti spending time with their fortunes traded from the blood-diamonds heisted from the Nevada bank belonging to the corrupt capitalism-baron Emil Kuyt, who's currently being investigated for smuggling in his deadly conflict gems from Africa. While in Tahiti, Amlan/Isaac are courting the same lovely American woman, Shelbye, and neither know they're both in love with her. It seems their fate has caught up with them, since Shelbye's in love with both of them!

Back at the Nevada bank, agents are still investigating which twin actually was responsible for switching Kuyt's blood-diamonds and determining what to report to Interpol regarding the traffic and flow of conflict gems in North America stemming from South Africa and elsewhere! This has been a strange tale of unusual blood-diamond diagonals.

INTERPOL: Once we determine which thief was responsible for the diamond-switch, we can create a Kuyt-trail.

It doesn't seem prudent to speculate which thief that day was the actual bandit and which one was the simple/average media-stunt vigilante doing some kind of blood-diamond newsie stunt using Polaroid photo-sessions as some kind of faked governmental/society media routine! At a special think-tank in California, detectives are trying to determine which thief is the actual thief, and they have many detectives working on the bizarre same-day heist-case, which will lead to the right trail of Emil Kuyt's underworld blood-diamond highway!

Can you guess which of the twins has purchased this gold Lamborghini for his girlfriend Shelbye using the transferred diamond assets in Tahiti?

AMLAN: They'll never guess which of us is the actual thief that day, good brother!

ISAAC: That's because they're too busy determining Kuyt's actual underworld ties.

INTERPOL: We're working with the Security Agency to establish the right links to Baron Kuyt's corporate dance.

SHELBYE: I want the right brother to take me to Reno for our safe and romantic honeymoon...after the eventual marriage.

Which of the twins will be deified in a blood-diamond vigilantism comic book drawing with the fair and gorgeous Shelbye as the lovely wife in his arms? What do you guess?