Amlan Satan: Ice-Hockey Girlfriend (Diary!)

A Story by Abishai100

A government server finds continental daylight in British Columbia, ice-hockey, and romantic design.

A story about ice-hockey, shared love, government labor, and modern diamonds. Enjoy (signing off finally!),

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Amlan Satan worked as a blood-diamond infiltrator for Interpol agencies in Canada before settling down as an ice-hockey player in British Columbia seeking a married normal life. He loved living in British Columbia and playing for the local amateur ice-hockey team the Fury. Amlan Satan was as good at ice-hockey as he was at ninja-work with blood-diamond infiltration. British Columbia had become his personal retirement paradise.

SATAN (AMLAN): There's something truly nice about the Canadian area, and British Columbia is my new home!

Amlan Satan played striker offenseman for the Fury in the BC amateur ice-hockey league. He'd gotten pretty popular as a 30-something player after serving for about 10 years in Interpol-agency related blood-diamond work for the government after graduating from Dartmouth College.

SATAN (AMLAN): When I gear up for my Fury ice-hockey games, I feel like a real modern man...a man of promised miracles!

Ice-hockey had always been something of a miracle in Canada and in British Columbia. That's why Satan (Amlan) chose the area to settle down. He played recreationally with kids/friends at the local mountain-ice lake and then in the amateur games league for the Fury. He'd become known as an 'avid fan' of real ice-hockey, a signature of Canadian spirit really!

Amlan Satan met a gorgeous Algerian-American woman who just moved to British Columbia and took a teaching position as a 3rd grade schoolteacher, teaching English and History. She was Shelbye, and she's drop-dead beautiful, which is why Satan (Amlan) considered her the greatest discovery in his adult life. He kept wondering when/how he'd propose to this lovely female.

INTERPOL: We'd like you do one more bank-heist of a Euro-barons blood-diamonds and bearer-bonds, funding terrorism!

Satan (Amlan) learned this Euro-baron hiding in British Columbia was Emil Kuyt, a Dutch capitalism fat-cat tied to terrorist groups and using warlord-mined conflict gems to fund terrorism. Amlan had to tie up with his old government-ninja pals in British Columbia to steal Baron Kuyt's Belgian blood-diamonds by posing as theatrical clowns wielding toy guns which turned out to be filled with deadly corrosive acid. The thieves informed the bank manager, once inside the vault-room, that they're actually undercover government 'ninjas' ridding the continent of blood-diamond diagonals.

SATAN (AMLAN): Now the gov't deed's done, and I can focus on the beautiful pageantry of Canadian ice-hockey!

BANK MANAGER: We're a proud institution and hope that nefarious blood-diamond incident was handled by pro-stuntmen.

SATAN (AMLAN): The key was to perform the ninja-work once more with no form of violence or anarchy for anti-terrorism.

INTERPOL: We're so pleased with these agents' work and are now revamping bank securities to block out baron-controls.

The gov't-ninjas working with Satan (Amlan) on this special BC case were nothing short of costumed professionals who made the blood-diamond infiltration work in Canada look like a piece of cake, regardless of the levels of modern civilization danger involved, since they're pirates infiltrating the silo of a truly evil capitalism-baron in British Columbia!

SATAN (AMLAN): Maybe my rough and gritty life in ice-hockey will help me forget about gov't-ninja work with conflict-gems.

AMLAN: I'm at the hospital being tended to for a post-game fight injury with the Fury, darling.

SHELBYE: My goodness, Satan; I'm on my way to see you're alright.

SATAN (AMLAN): My Fury buddies sent me a hired sexy-costume nurse as a prank, but I refused her charms for Shelbye!

Satan (Amlan) then took his darling Shelbye to a Canadian buffet-restaurant to celebrate his post-fight healing and to look forward to the upcoming Fury ice-hockey season in which his team was anticipated to defeat its main #1 rival, the Lightning. The buffet was zesty and Satan/Shelbye ate just about everything!

SHELBYE: We got married in a fairy-tale setting which reminded us why our life together is continental mist.

The post-ceremony dinner at the window-view restaurant was to die for, and Satan/Shelbye confided in each others' lifelong adoration for each other and their desire to find a life of peace and love together in British Columbia, finally.