The Rachael Fan*

A Story by Abishai100

A government spook is a huge fan of an American talk-show/host and discovers strange terror-ties to her doctorate.

A cheerful American media vignette inspired by the abcd imaginations presented in the iconic daily program The Rachael Ray Show, something I watch regularly with my mom! Thanks so much for reading (happy summer!),

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An Algerian-American was a big fan of a celebrity talk-show host named Rachael who hosted a daily/weekly program dedicated to lifestyle advice, cooking tips, guests for education, and general sociocultural diaries. This general fan, Amlan, considered Rachael's show to be a hallmark of American traffic/culture and watched her American program almost and eerily religiously!

AMLAN: I've been a fan of many things, people, places, and teams in my life like the 76ers, but Rachael is supreme to me!

RACHAEL: I welcome many celebrities on my hit-program who sometimes help me prepare dishes or offer their own advice.

When Amlan was living at home with his mother in South Jersey, he watched the Rachael show religiously with her, since she'd always worked from home using her laptop/phone. Well, now Amlan had developed his independent somewhat strange obsession with Rachael's show, considering it some kind of 'diadem' of American hospitality and sociocultural consciousness!

Amlan discovered that Rachael's biggest TV rival was a sci-fi female educator named Dern who liked making movies and programs and interviews on modern media about the Jurassic Era, all about dinosaurs and dinobots and dinomen. Dern had become the American 'priestess' of dino-media, and her ratings were just behind those of the Rachael show. Amlan discovered Dern was envious of Rachael and plotted to assassinate her!

Amlan however was his own special pirate in life. He'd worked for Interpol as an undercover diamond-smuggling expert in North America, lifting blood-diamonds or 'conflict gems' mined by warlords and financed by barons to fund terrorism and trafficked into North America alongside regular clean gems. Amlan (code-name: Sparrow) was responsible for the silo-removal of these baron-gems in the USA!

Amlan however also liked collecting Transformers robot toys that looked like ancient creatures, especially dinosaurs. When he shared his dino-bot collection online in a Rachael-Net forum, he was horrified to learn that her rival Dern was spying on these blogs about dinosaur robots and plotted ways to subvert the rival program using toy-libel!

AMLAN: I'll have to reunite with some of my government-underground pals to determine if Dern is actually a terrorist.

RACHAEL: I just want my iconic American program to reach daily households on television and to kindle American peace!

AMLAN: You won't get away with this, Dern!

DERN: We shall see, Mr. Amlan.

AMLAN: My dinosaur collection is as good as anything you might use to terrorize!

DERN: We shall see, Mr. Amlan.

Amlan led authorities to some actual terrorists who'd been tracking along with Dern. This was an important discovery in modern American media-linked sociocultural crimes and misdemeanors.