Texas Lightning: American House

A Story by Abishai100

A young American and his dog encounter a Texas demon and must fashion themselves to become ingenious dreamers.

A very fun summertime vigilantism-parody inspired by the psychological diorama Leatherface. Enjoy!

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Inside a strange house in Texas, a masked maniac was living like a phantom. This maniac fashioned skin-masks and wielded a buzzing electric chainsaw made by the Steel company. He called himself Leatherface. This is the modern Frankenstein!

LEATHERFACE: I like toys, especially can-opener toys, and I keep some in my Texas house!

A young college professor named Amlan Satan, driving from California to New Jersey, was stranded with his Alsatian dog Karna in Texas. He had to pull into this Texas house to use the phone to call a service-mobile. Amlan and Karna were about to meet the Leatherface family inside this eerie house.

AMLAN: This is an exciting road-trip in the United States for me, and Karna and I like thinking of it as a vacation.

KARNA: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Now, Amlan was holding a bag of toy-water guns filled with corrosive acid, for a special metal-demo he's planning in Princeton once he gets to the East Coast. He and Karna had no idea they'd have to use these chemistry demo devices inside the eerie Texas house.

HOUSE SISTER: We keep bearer-bonds and bills inside this wood-floor, for a hero/dog who might help us kill our cousin.

Amlan was horrified to hear this bizarre request from the 'house sister' inside that Texas house. Karna his dog started likewise barking in shock. This house sister was after all a gorgeous brunette named Althea. She claimed their locked up cousin was the maniac Leatherface, the American Frankenstein! She hoped Amlan/Karna would help the Texas family that day.

AMLAN: I entreat the gods to help us in this dire straits and give us the right guidance, so Karna and I might pass this exam!

Another house sister claimed Leatherface raped her inside that family house. This is a real Frankenstein. Amlan/Karna realized they'd need to use their special demo acid-guns to disorient the maniac locked in the upstairs bedroom. One of the house sisters waited in the kitchen hoping and praying!

HOUSE UNCLE: We've raised the maniac-boy inside this house in fear, ever since he was torturing animals in our land.

AMLAN: We're going to think the can-openers in this Texas house are divine prayer symbols of this family's enduring faith!

KARNA (the dog): Woof! Woof! Woof!

AMLAN: Well, it seems to us good Karna that this can-opener is the Christian cousin of Leatherface's chainsaw.

KARNA: Woof!

The little girl of the family used that prayer can-opener in the house kitchen while Amlan/Karna proceeded to creep upstairs and approach that bedroom to try to wrangle Leatherface.

Amlan broke into the bedroom and found Leatherface playing a video-game featuring an ungodly likeness of himself in an uncanny combat video-game on the Playstation! Amlan whipped out his acid-guns and began spraying Leatherface at his feet and on his buzzing chainsaw when the maniac jumped up and grabbed his iconic weapon when he spotted Amlan and his dog Karna burst into his bedroom after opening the locked door with the key his family gave him! Leatherface for once believed he was inside that uncanny video-game he was playing.

AMLAN: We got you now, maniac!

LEATHERFACE: Get out!!!
AMLAN: Take this acid-shot, you maniac!

LEATHERFACE: Aaaahhhh!!!

KARNA: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Amlan/Karna had disoriented the Texas Frankenstein while the hostage-family called the local sheriff and soon hauled off the masked chainsaw-maniac to an insane-asylum. The house sisters kissed Amlan passionately out of divine relief. Karna stopped barking and was finally calmed down. Leatherface would be treated by authorities, and Amlan/Karna would make it to Princeton safely.

TEXAS GAZETTE: We've fashioned this American patriot vigilante action-figure set commemorating Amlan/Karna!

Meanwhile, a film-maker had commissioned a local screening of a newly dramatization horror-adventure film called Texas Chainsaw Massacre at a Texas theater. The house sisters, now miraculously safe, would certainly attend the screenings.

AMLAN: We'll be talking about patriot-vigilance comics at our classes someday, Karna, from this adventure-memory!

Would this type of American crime be canonized in new age storyboards celebrating the human courage linked to real crime-diaries?

The Texas house was finally freed from its demon, but would Arkham Asylum, where Leatherface was now being housed, be canonized as a real institution of American treatment(s)?

When Amlan got to Princeton, he decided to give vigilantism-costumed lessons about the traffic uniforms associated with new era Hell's Angels diaries.