The Green Fairy*

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan Satan is a scholar questing for proof of the existence of the mythical 'green fairy' in Ireland, a dye-quest.

An 'apothecary fable' about a scholar's quest in Ireland for a special 'deity' of dollars. Enjoy!

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Amlan Satan moved to the green countryside of fair Ireland, where he pursued the mythical/mystical green-fairy creature, said to be inhabiting the green land. He brought his green Polaroid classic camera and went about taking snapshots of nature while camping in Ireland.

SATAN (Amlan): Ireland is a great vacation, but my focus is to find this unusual nature-spirit known as the green fairy.

Amlan had a handy-dandy green classic Apple-computer in his Irish hotel room, and he made blogs about mathematics and mysticism and age-old fairy folklore dating back to Old England, which had drawn in the studies of Sherlock Holmes writer Arthur Conan Doyle.

SATAN (Amlan): It's of special notice that the regular fields of quadratic numbers create bounds of harmonic fantasy.

Amlan Satan was certain this gorgeous green fairy creature lived somewhere in the lands of Ireland, the green country! He kept camping at night, and sometimes he'd use his flashlight to try to catch a Polaroid of this fantastic mythic creature perhaps sitting somewhere in the countryside enjoying the moonlight, perhaps meditating about the infinite nature of planetary dance.

SATAN (Amlan): I'm using some of my CalTech money/resources to build an Irish greenhouse here.

He certainly had plenty of money. This was no ordinary scholar-investigator of the green fairy, and some might've compared him to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself, though Satan didn't consider all this green fairy inquiry necessarily linked to civilization dialogue.

SATAN (Amlan): I've met a bright and unusual girl in Ireland who works at the country pub and is studying the green fairy!

Amlan now had an investigation assistant or 'secretary' on his magical quest for the Polaroids of the green fairy in the country of Ireland. He made recordings of his pursuits, while his secretary, the green-haired pub-girl Shelbye, shared with him her favorite classic green music tapes.

SHELBYE: Satan's like Inspector Gadget, and we're thrilled to be searching for the 'darkness' of the green fairy in Ireland!

SATAN (Amlan): I feel like a true dungeons-&-dragons Wizard, and I'll find this green fairy and share her photos as myth.

SHELBYE: We believe Satan has procured the academic rights to special land-dollars in the Ireland countryside.

While Satan blogged about the green fairy investigation in Ireland, he also shared his photos and images of world-culture and fashions and magic which highlighted humanity's special love of diagrams like The Pink Panther and Special 26.