Ottawa Senators: Women in Dreams

A Story by Abishai100

A news-man is a local Ottawa Senators ice-hockey robber performing a Goldfinger blood-diamond heist during a women's-tennis media dial.

An elegiac node to The Wealth of Nations alluding to the media-era splash created by women's sports Graf-Seles rivalry and its special symbolic reference to modernism diaries such as Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)! Enjoy,

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Ottawa (Canada) is the site of our modern media-tale involving two legends in women's pro-international tennis, Stana Graf and Monique Seles.

The Graf-Seles rivalry shattered all expectations in women's televised sports in the modern media era. Graf had simply been dominating all her opponents, winning every Grand Slam tourney and not even giving up a single set in her straight-set wins which were endless. All this changed in the modern era of women's televised tennis when Monique Seles burst onto the scene and divided the world of tennis in half, consistently defeating Stana Graf at least half-the-time. This Graf-Seles rivalry generated lots of capitalism dollars and women's dreams and culminated in a French Canadian final in 1992, which leads to this media-tale of Graf-Seles trekking to Ottawa (Canada)!

My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm the news-reporter for SunNews in Ottawa (Canada). I'm also the minor-league Ottawa Senators striker, the popular local men's ice-hockey team. I'm into sports therefore and am covering this Graf-Seles trek to Ottawa following their French Canadian matchup intrigue for media!

My van breaks down on the road to the two hotels where Stana Graf and Monique Seles are staying while in Ottawa (Canada). You see, Graf is staying at the immaculately imaginative Ice Hotel, while Seles has opted for the traditionally comfy Courtyard Marriott in Ottawa. I have to make it to both destinations pronto.

I'm also a diamond-thief. No, I'm not a hoodlum or vandal or straight criminal-gargoyle or thug. No sir, I work with some loose Interpol-linked agencies in North America subverting baron spheres related to conflict-gem (warlord-mined diamonds from Africa used for terrorism-finance!) smuggling into Canadian banks (British Columbia, Ottawa). These agencies attempt to undermine underground capitalism-baron silos of 'blood-diamonds' in Canada/North America with carefully staged media capitalism diagonals. Part of my media coverage of this Graf-Seles rivalry trek to Ottawa (Canada) is related to why women in dreams dream of diamonds.

I arrive at the Ice Hotel where Stana Graf is staying and note the immaculate proportions of the lobby and suites, all completely made of ice. If you're paranoid about eco-pollution, then this is the place to see/stay to get a real cold taste of the 'imaginarium vision' of getting away from industrialization. Everything's ice!

ICE HOTEL MANAGER: We maintain our ice hotel year-round and rebuilt it when it melts in the heat.

I then trek to the Courtyard Marriott where Monique Seles is staying. This is a traditional Canadian branch of an illustrious global hotel-franchise with many locations in North America. It has standard comforting amenities and great WiFi resources.

MARRIOTT HOTEL MANAGER: We're committed to the simple satisfaction of all our celebrity guests.

Graf-Seles then both head to the Le St. Laurent French-Canadian restaurant in Ottawa (Canada) which is where I meet with them for a joint-interview as we enjoy the signature dishes such as Duck-Chops with Cream and Wine.

RESTAURANT MANAGER: This Graf-Seles media 'event' in Ottawa is important to our restaurant and for the SunNews.

The Graf-Seles 'event' has drawn in two USA super-celebrity deities. These two movie-stars are planning a new "War, Inc." movie about the quality and nature of globally branched capitalism/consumerism and why/how it contributes to a media consciousness regarding the proliferation of socialized diamonds.

My girlfriend is attending my escorted news-drive of Graf-Seles to the Ottawa Bank for a special media spotlight on the famous/infamous Canadian capitalism baron Goldfinger and his vaunted Antwerp diamonds!

BANK MANAGER: We're proud to have the SunNews and Graf-Seles here for this Goldfinger diamond-media showcase.

As you can see, the Ottawa Bank is a jaw-dropping building, immaculate with its impressive facilities and social resources and atmospherics, making anyone simply want to celebrate modern media capitalism in North America. This is why Goldfinger stores his 'blood-diamonds' here.

There're rumors that Goldfinger had smuggled in WWII gold from Europe into this bank years ago and is now investing in the warlord-diamonds from Africa. Someone needs to upend this guy during a media splash like this vaunted Graf-Seles Ottawa experience, right?

Suddenly, another van pulls up to the Ottawa Bank, just as Goldfinger is showcasing his special Antwerp diamonds (actually 'blood-diamonds' but few know/understand this!), and a team of bank robbers costumed and masked as Ottawa Senators local ice-hockey players burst out wielding water-guns filled with acid.

The bank robbers insist this is a media stunt for the SunNews and demand that I take part in the photographing of the Goldfinger gems while they hold everyone as 'fake hostages' with their funny 'acid-guns' and meanwhile I perform the actual Goldfinger substitution-media heist stunt by discreetly swapping his blood-diamonds for the fake replicas hidden in the soles of my shoes.

My SunNews media-stunt blood-diamond heist of Goldfinger gems at the vaunted Ottawa Bank during the great Graf-Seles media event was an experiment in Interpol success! This was modern consumerism and media/entertainment at its best, and women can dream safely about diamonds not tarnished by the modern anti-globalization darkness of African/European terrorism.

Even my white cat Felix is thrilled by the outcome of this Jerry Maguire dance.

SunNews: For this modern age of media, it's all about the nature of journalism...and humanity.

I toast the Goldfinger-heist with my Senators-buddies at our hideaway mansion with champagne that night. We then watch a replay of that incredible Graf-Seles French Canadian women's tennis final match on our Hitachi Plasma.