Marriott Security: The Batman Dollars

A Story by Abishai100

International man-of-mystery Amlan Satan organizes a special Ottawa blood-diamond event meant to trick an evil baron during a hotel date.

Here's a very fun intercontinental spy-spoof inspired by Austin Powers.

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This is the tale of my birthday adventure in Ottawa, Canada.

My name's Amlan Satan. I'm an Inteprol-agency related underground infiltrator of baron blood-diamond (warlord-mined gems used to finance terrorism!) traffic in Europe and North America. I'm drawing in a special Romanian lacrosse-team group event to the Ottawa Marriott hotel for a special diamond-showcase party in the summer which will lure in a blood-diamond baron named Goldfinger.

The fans of the Romanian lacrosse team include an entire Romanian private school, and all these bright students are being flown into Ottawa (Ontario, Canada!) on Tarom (Romanian Airlines) for this special diamond showcase.

TAROM: We endorse this intercontinental 'diamond-event' co-sponsored by the government group and Satan!

The guests are provided their Avis rental-cars when they get off their Tarom flight(s) and are provided with a digital map to the Marriott hotel in Ottawa, Canada. Everything is set up.

HOTEL MANAGER: We anticipate a most joyous sports-fanfare summer event at our orchestrated nightclub-renovated hotel.

I used the government work money to fund this intercontinental event about Antwerp diamonds in North America and Canada, which will lure in the capitalism-baron Goldfinger who likes taking photos of diamond events to stir markets for his special smuggling operations of blood-diamonds.

I'm working with my two Interpol-related associates, Marcus and Raki, for this Ottawa event at the Marriott. We're bringing the best Romanian food and drink to distract Goldfinger while entertaining our special Euro-guests.

Every guest is told that the diamond-showcase at the nightclub-themed sports-party event at the hotel will re-present our modern global investments in capitalism catering...and democracy!

GUEST: I was so impressed with the quality of the Romanian drinks at this Marriott summer special in Ottawa (Canada).

First, we coordinated a pre-party ballroom event involving traditional Romanian dance performed by an authentic folklore team from Bucharest/Transylvania called the Easy Dragons (ED).

I have to admit the hotel's rather lavish renovations for this energized socialization event in Ottawa made all the guests excited about the quality of Canadian hospitality, and Goldfinger was lounging and enjoying the various Dracula-drinks.

GUEST: This is a terrific nightclub-decorated Marriott event, and I can't believe we didn't know Ottawa was so cool.

GUEST: I have to admit, my jaw dropped when I saw some of the beautiful European entertainers on stage during the party.

Fortunately, the amenities and facilities were all screened and cleaned and security was tight for signs of anti-terrorism warnings. Therefore, with the proper procedures, all guests could enjoy the idea of shared social-space drama and atmospherics.

GOLDFINGER: I'm interested to see what kinds of Antwerp diamonds Satan will be showcasing here at Ottawa.

When Goldfinger saw my Romanian girlfriend Esmerelda, he knew I was a very professional society-event gentleman. He had no idea I was using all kinds of distractions to perform my heist-swap of his blood-diamonds which he brought to the social event of gorgeous people in a little velvet bag.

GOLDFINGER: If there's monkey-shines business here, my bodyguard Odd-Job will attack without pity.

This 'Odd-Job' henchman-bodyguard brought to Ottawa (Ontario, Canada) by Goldfinger was a real masked maniac, and I had to gear up like the superhero 'Batman' to subdue the beast with tranquilizers when I realized the maniac suspected Goldfinger's blood-diamonds were threatened. The party was restored, Odd-Job was hauled off to a basement room, and the party continued, as the drunken Goldfinger was laid to bet in his suite, not knowing his blood-diamonds were swapped during this European Marriott dream-catcher!