Green Fairy: Transformers Hippies (American Magazine)

An American capitalist in Cali is visited by A.I. robots called Junkions as he explores the modern potential of consumerism daybreak.

A very general diorama toast to the potential of modern consumerism, a fanfiction inspired by Toys. Enjoy! 

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On the faraway dark A.I. planet of Cybertron, a race of robots called the Junkions plotted an escape visit to Earth.

Now, the Junkions had always been an affable species of metal-scrap recycling warrior robots on Planet Cybertron, but they'd become tired of the endless war between the two dominant clans of robots and sought a vacation.

JUNKIONS: We think this blue organic planet Earth is a prime area for a vacation.

The Junkions visited California and met a nerdist fashion-designer named Amlan Satan who'd been trying to coordinate new era jewelry-capitalism with a renewed sense of libertine clothing aesthetics, reminiscent of the counter-culture movement in the USA in the 1960s. You see, Satan (Amlan) wanted to bring back a sense of communalized capitalism, arguably lost in spirit since the days of JFK.

SATAN: I own this hippie fashion-boutique in southern California, catering to shoppers with a neo-classical interest.

Amlan had started designing his own hippie-fashions for the modern woman, and he'd received offers from several fashion consultancy firms to stamp his style onto the streets of New York and Paris.

JUNKIONS: These hippies are flowery and fantastic, and Satan (Amlan) has the right clothing-design dancing.

The Junkions helped Satan create a city fashion-show featuring some of his unique creative designs for new age hippie-clothing ready-to-wear for young women on the streets, and the line of designs were a huge hit, creating million-dollar contracts for the aspiring Amlan in California.

SATAN: I'm putting all this hole-in-the-wall money in a new Swiss account to invest in the future of Wall Street.

JUNKIONS: Surprisingly, Amlan's wife, who's not a hippie, is suddenly fascinated by this new capitalism potential!

AMLAN: I'll be making online digital net presentation featuring neo-classical art restorations, mixing English with American.

JUNKIONS: We've provided Satan with a great Green Fairy digital muse, to help him sell the absinthe of capitalism.

SATAN: All this neo-consumerism ideology makes me realize how flowery America can be regarding marketing.

JUNKIONS: Amlan's featured with us in the new Hippie magazine, and we're keeping a copy as a souvenir!

SATAN: Perhaps I can create a new brand of 'eco-conservation' aesthetics with this line of 'green' magazine mysticism.

JUNKIONS: We conclude Earth has thinkers invested in the naturalism of capitalism...and democracy.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)