The Grinch: A Story of Love!

A brooding CalTech guru is known as the 'Grinch' for his capitalism-mastery, but will he add daylight to his life?

A special Christmas-in-July (upcoming!) toast to the iconic folk-character known asthe Grinch (Dr. Seuss). Enjoy! 

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A lonely but bright CalTech professor named Amlan Satan spent hours in his studies evaluating the dynamics of blood-diamond (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!) motion in North America, creating graphs and re-presentations of the capitalism's underground in the 21st Century. He was a scholar of The Wealth of Nations and a big fan of the Houston Astros MLB baseball-team.

AMLAN SATAN: I study blood-diamond 'ergonomics' at CalTech to create anti-terrorism advisories for Interpol-relations.

Amlan Satan also doubled as the Interpol-relations blood-diamond baron subversionist named the Grinch. As the 'Grinch' of North America, Satan tried to undo the spheres constructed by corrupt capitalism-barons smuggling in blood-diamonds from Europe by lifting their safe-box silos in banks all over North America. The 'Grinch' (Amlan Satan) had become something of a comic book avatar for fans of modern anti-terrorism piracy folk-tales.

THE GRINCH (Amlan Satan): Working with Interpol-relations has given me a special view on the graphs of capitalism.

The Grinch now turned his attention to the marketing of civilization folklore avatars like futurama-robotics designed characters in comic books and cartoons who represented new ideas regarding governance of piracy and terrorism. One such robot-avatar was the wolfish Cyclonus, first-knight of an evil army of terrorist-robots called Decepticons. The 'Grinch' (Amlan Satan) evaluated why/how this wolf-robot Cyclonus symbolized new era ideas about the invasion of privacy and wealth of nations with an inventive brand of 'dystopian' terrorism. The Grinch had become a 'democratic' scholar of the dark robot Cyclonus!

THE GRINCH: I'll use CalTech resources and others to create a special marketing view on the values of capitalism rhetoric/folklore as they apply/relate to the symbolism behind this wolf-robot Cyclonus. This way, we can appreciate the general 'geometry' of modern educational institutions' investments in civilization modernism diaries.

You see folks, the 'Grinch' (Amlan Satan) was a real full-time 'killer' of terrorism romance. He's a real Devil's Advocate of the complexity of capitalism-governance and the folklore behind it for civilization imaginations. The 'Grinch' decided to collect special vintage stereo-sets symbolizing a modern investment in the 'hardware' of capitalism dollars.

THE GRINCH: The greatest regret of my capitalism-infiltration ninja-life is that I'm very lonely as a man!

It's very true, folks. The 'Grinch' (Amlan Satan) was such a master of capitalism calculations and civilization hardware and ideology that he'd neglected filling his own life with meaningful social relations...and love. He saw TV ads of beautiful Sports Illustrated models and perfume-models marketing a new aesthetic of civilization activity --- one geared towards making consumerism global and terrorism archaic. He'd never however learned to create a meaningful tunnel of love for himself in a living life! Ironic, right? The Grinch started looking at old capitalism-ads he'd collected suddenly with a more brooding heart.

THE GRINCH: What I'll do is, I'll host annual Christmas parties for the CalTech community, and this way, I might learn to create more socialization emotions for myself in my own life and not get too wrapped up in the 'ninja-life' of capitalism infiltration studies; after all, as the 'Grinch' of North America, I don't want to be rendered as a dainty avatar.

Will this 'Grinch' find meaning and emotion in his life filled with 'shapes' of capitalism-complexity? Will he be a master of dystopia...or a student of daydreams?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

Reviews

[hvysmker]

Will he be a master of dystopia...or a student of daydreams?

Depends on degree of cruelty tempered by intelligence and raw nerve. If a student of Adam Smith's "The Wealth of Nations", I'd lean more towards a student of daydreams.

Charlie = hvysmker