Ivy League Dance: Brown U. Decision

Two radicals are at the Ivy League for an eco-event involving diamond heroism...and American beauty.

A political parody set in Brown University (Ivy League), inspired very loosely by My Fellow Americans! 

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Providence (Rhode Island) is a very unusual and nice American place, and it's the place where the prestigious Ivy League school Brown University is located. Many believe that among the highly-respected Ivy League circle of colleges/universities (Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth, Brown, Cornell, Columbia, and UPenn), Brown/Dartmouth/Princeton top the list as the most scenic, atmospheric, beautiful, and well-managed. In fact, Providence (Rhode Island) is a very 'iconic' American place, and it's the location of our little American folk-story!

The players include an eco-activist named Amlan Satan who blogs on the modern Net about the value of proactive vigilance/vigilantism in North America regarding clean-coal renewables and a movie-star named Matthew McAfee who's working on a new Hollywood (USA) project about recycling water-bottles. Both Amlan and Matthew are visiting Providence (Rhode Island) for a special multicultural conference at Brown University (Ivy League) about coordinated eco-activism.

Satan is married to the gorgeous Algerian woman Esmerelda, who's currently teaching a course at Brown called Becoming Political: American Violence. Satan doesn't intend to disrupt his wife's academic life while he plans his week eco-activist activities alongside Matthew.

SATAN: That rascal-baron Goldfinger holds his sapphire-diamond at the Webster Bank in Providence, tied to terrorism.

ESMERELDA: The student-life at our school, Brown, is ideal and creates nice atmospheric studiousness.

MATTHEW: We'll coordinate these eco-activism activities this week while planning this Goldfinger-heist in Providence.

SATAN: Right; we're sure not to disrupt any academic regimens at Brown concurrently!

ESMERELDA: The multicultural tone/flavor of this week conference at Brown has youngsters thinking about political life!

SATAN: I'm driving to the Brown campus in my Lamborghini --- I want the public to note American views on fortune.

During the conference, Satan notes that a child is afflicted with the Coronavirus and is prescribed a series of medicines including immunoglobulin therapy and vegetable-juice nutritional supplements. Life in modern America is anything but politically tedious...even at safe-and-secure Brown.

PEDIATRICIAN: The Coronavirus can affect anyone and children and adults alike and requires us to be seriously healthy!

MATTHEW: If this child's prescribed veggie-juice and is thinking about life holism, can't we adults think likewise?

Meanwhile, a nefarious serial-killer terrorist is also in Providence (Rhode Island) during this week-conference, and he's a henchmen for the rascal-baron Goldfinger who's just using Webster Bank in Providence as a station for blood-diamond smuggling.

ESMERELDA: I'll be busy cheering on the Brown Bears women's field-hockey team as they challenge Princeton!

SATAN: Field-hockey is such a natural sport, and I ain't surprised Brown's invested in its ergonomics/socialization.

MATTHEW: If someone asked me, "Does media make America stand-out?" I'd have to reply, "No, man, it's the style!"

SATAN: We'll walk into Webster Bank with water-guns filled with acid, declaring we want photos of Goldfinger's sapphire!

MATTHEW: We'll record the entire media-stunt heist as an eco-activist statement about diamonds and clean-coal.

SATAN: Brown faculty/press will be raving about the quality of Providence dance during this conference.

MATTHEW: It's a challenge coordinating American standards with modern crime-dialysis.

SATAN: The reward's we get to think actively about imagination doctoring.

BANK MANAGER: If Providence is all about fortune, then Webster Bank is all about access!

Satan/Matthew storm into Webster Bank wearing masks/costumes and perform the heist of Goldfinger's sapphire using a nifty media-recording distraction to perform a gem-switch designed to draw media-attention to the nature of baron-oversight in the diamond market creating blood-diamond traffic which threatens modern minerals/gems prestige. This is all occurring at the respected Webster Bank in Providence, where many Brown students store their wealthy family funds.

SATAN: Now, I have to deal with this Goldfinger-henchman/terrorist known as Leatherface.

LEATHERFACE: I've found you, Satan!

SATAN: No doubt, Goldfinger sent you to Brown to hunt me down, eh?

LEATHERFACE: I knew I'd find you costumed as a freak for this conference!

SATAN: I notice you've got your signature buzzing electric chainsaw, you ghoul.

LEATHERFACE: Hail to terrorism!

SATAN: No way, freak; this is a time of great expectations.

LEATHERFACE: You can't stop me!

SATAN: We'll see.

SATAN: I did what I had to do...for Brown!

BROWN REPORTER: How'd you disarm Leatherface, hero?

SATAN: I used my 'acid-gun' to spray at his feet, requiring him to 'dance' and fall.

BROWN REPORTER: How bizarre!

SATAN: All's well that ends well...even at Brown.

BROWN REPORTER: Only in America is politics...dietary.

SATAN: Right on.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)