Chicago Robbery: Point-Break

A Story by Abishai100

A trio of pirates from Chicago stage a dastardly sapphire-heist belonging to a druglord; a real dungeon dream!

A very fun Chicago sapphire-heist inspired by Killing Zoe. Enjoy (and stay safe!),

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Chicago is the great Windy City and home of the Bears and Bulls. It's also the site of our fantastic 'point-break' robbery of a druglord's coveted sapphire-diamond named the Vanderbilt. Chicago is a story of great folklore, so follow along on this Saturday!

The thieves are a trio of dastardly bloody-pirates who call themselves the Robots. They all work at the Best-Buy electronics store in Chicago (USA). They're wizards with computers and network securities. They're also bored. However, they love working at Best-Buy, this pirate team called the Robots. Maybe it's because Best-Buy is such a symbolic consumerism market.

THIEF 1 (Amlan Satan): Algerian-American computer-geek and wizard at hacking into bank computer security systems.

THIEF 2 (Eric Red): German-American who loves Best-Buy but wants to steal the Vanderbilt belonging to the druglord.

THIEF 3 (Tomas Fanon): Frenchman working at Best-Buy and dating U-Chicago celebrity-professor Diane Lane.

AMLAN SATAN: I'll call myself Callisto (Marvel Comics).

ERIC RED: I'll call myself Iron Man (Marvel Comics).

Amlan/Eric grew up together, but Tomas is a new member of the thief-team, and his girlfriend at U-Chicago might be an informant for the druglord and therefore might know something too much about this Vanderbilt heist.

AMLAN: We walk into the bank with robot-masks and wielding toy water-guns.

ERIC: We tell the manager we want photos of the druglord's Vanderbilt sapphire ($20 million).

TOMAS: We also explain to the bank manager the photos are for the Chicago Interpol newspaper.

AMLAN: We make sure we take the female policewoman who works at the bank as hostage.

ERIC: We threaten the manager to not disclose that we're real thieves.

TOMAS: He'll be frightened into secrecy when we reveal our water-guns are filled with acid.

AMLAN: We take the policewoman hostage in case the authorities tail us.

The Chicago policewoman working at the bank with the Vanderbilt sapphire owned by the druglord was hired by the druglord to add extra security for his precious media-covered gem. Her name's Chloe!

BANK MANAGER: We knew they're theater-majors doing some strange media-stunt with the Vanderbilt, but in robot-masks!

The Chicago druglord who owns the Vanderbilt in the Chicago bank being robbed is British Columbia's own Nesta Neeson.

AMLAN: We ride the subway in robot-masks and wielding our 'acid-guns' to the bank on heist-day.

ERIC: We make sure no one follows us into the bank and watch for patrolmen and cops in the street.

TOMAS: We make sure Chloe (our policewoman-hostage) is dropped off at a subway-stop after the heist.

CHLOE: It was all dizzy; and we all thought these 'Robots' were merely media-stuntmen.

CHICAGO HERALD: It's a miracle we have a modern-day potential 'point-break' Vanderbilt heist like the Hole-in-Wall-Gang.

CHICAGO HERALD: The trick was to convince the bank manager the acid-guns were wielded by these 'Robots' with media.

CHLOE (Chicago hostage): I'm safely returned to the Chicago subway following the Vanderbilt dance.

NESTA NEESON: I want the Vanderbilt back, and I think these 'robots' are in British Columbia too!

Incidentally, during the heist, these fantastic pirates known as the 'Robots' used their black iPhones to play the YouTube song Cinderella. Everyone inside the bank remained calm and collected, and the manager managed to feel surprisingly cooperative...and safe.