Storm-Shadow: The Ice Hotel!

A ninja-infiltrator takes a special vacation to the iconic Ice Hotel but must contend with a terrorism-dragon.

A travel-nod to the iconic Ice-Hotel (Sweden) and patriotism-avatar Storm-Shadow (GI Joe), a prayer about anti-terrorism! Enjoy, 

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Amlan Satan's an Interpol-relations diamond-pirate subverting the baron-spheres created by blood-diamond smuggling linked to terrorism in the modern globe. Now, he wants to take a special vacation and is looking at the glorious Ice Hotel in Sweden.

SATAN (Amlan): I'm looking forward to a naturalism respite at this iconic 'Ice Hotel' in Sweden, folks.

Now, it's known by the gov't-underground that Satan (Amlan) worked as the blood-diamond infiltrator code-named 'Storm-Shadow' and was part of the covert paramilitary global unit of anti-terrorism fighters known as 'GI Joes' and originating in North America and Washington! Storm-Shadow is a martial-arts expert, swordsman and ninja, guerrilla mastermind, medical expert, computer wizard, acrobat, and all-around dependable modern ninja-pirate for diamond work. However, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) now seeks to collect patriotic 'action-figures' of himself to forget about political madness.

STORM-SHADOW: I worked with baron-subversion of the signature 'gold-diamonds' linked to the Goldfinger case in Romania.

Storm-Shadow takes a respite and heads from Transylvania and Bucharest to Sweden, where he may take a needed vacation at the iconic/glorious Ice Hotel in Sweden. He takes the well-managed Tarom airlines flight from idyllic and unusual and politically-charged Romania to Sweden. On the flight, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) enjoys the modern amenities of new era travel.

AMLAN SATAN (Storm-Shadow): I've met a gorgeous Tarom-stewardess on my flight and invited her to the Ice Hotel!

Storm-Shadow is now eager to leave behind his life of anti-terrorism complexity and is temporarily finding moments of cool at the iconic/glorious Ice Hotel in Sweden. He's brought his new Tarom gal Esmerelda to the Ice Hotel and is putting away his ninja-infiltration outfit, in the convenient 'ice-closet' at the Swedish hotel!

SATAN: This ice hotel leaves nothing to be desired!

ESMERELDA: It's a modern marvel of natural wonders.

SATAN: Who thought hospitality would seriously endure the new threat of terrorism?

The Ice Hotel is a global capitalism and travel symbol of secured transit and hospitality, safe from the bloody arms of inventive new era terrorism. The Ice Hotel is where Satan/Esmerelda have found a temporary 'haven' from the real dark problem of anti-traffic terrorism (e.g., 9/11).

However, a lethal blood-diamond terrorist has tracked the clever Satan to the Ice Hotel and now wishes to challenge Storm-Shadow to a daring debate about capitalism value, and if he fails/declines, this terrorist will justify a terrible attack on the Ice Hotel and perhaps all of Europe! This modern terrorist is none other than the liquid-nitrogen gun ('ice-gun') wielding SubZero, working for various terrorist groups in Europe/Africa.

STORM-SHADOW: Capitalism is about comforts and peace.
SUBZERO: Terrorism is the face of political challenge!
STORM-SHADOW: The Ice Hotel doesn't need modern complication.
SUBZERO: You can't deny that terrorism ain't the face of inventive intrigue!

STORM-SHADOW: We seek Ice Hotel comforts for the sake of capitalism-dogma.
SUBZERO: Yet, you need the Ice Hotel to 'justify' capitalism's vanities.
STORM-SHADOW: What's wrong with a little bit of environmental dance?
SUBZERO: Are you suggesting that capitalism doesn't feel the pinch of terrorism?
STORM-SHADOW: The Ice Hotel is a beacon of worldly delight, not debate!
SUBZERO: Yet, we debate about the gravity of terrorism, you fool!
STORM-SHADOW: No, no, we talk about terrorism in regards to land-dance.
SUBZERO: What's so special about environmental customs?
STORM-SHADOW: You can't justify random fear because terrorism is a challenge.
SUBZERO: Why not?

STORM-SHADOW: Because the Ice Hotel reminds us of basic everyday detention.
SUBZERO: Are you suggesting that the Ice Hotel is a trophy?
STORM-SHADOW: No, no --- it's a diamond in the rough.
SUBZERO: What?
STORM-SHADOW: Sir, the Ice Hotel reminds us of simple daylight.
SUBZERO: I still fail to see why any institution is secured from political intrigue.

STORM-SHADOW: Not everything is intrigue...sometimes institutions are simply dreams.
SUBZERO: Well, we disagree about the color of terrorism.
STORM-SHADOW: But I think we agree about the nature of mutually shared intelligence!
SUBZERO: I'm more interested in invasion.
STORM-SHADOW: I prefer dollars.
SUBZERO: You're a real profiteer!
STORM-SHADOW: I'm just a dreamer.
SUBZERO: Capitalism will crumble.

STORM-SHADOW: The Ice Hotel will stand in the face of daze.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)