Valium

A Story by Abishai100

An unusual crusade-team of 'gypsy-doctors' seek to spread Valium philosophy in a modern civilization beset by disharmony.

A dioramic fantasy-eulogy about modernism paranoia, inspired by the The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus! Enjoy (and God bless!),

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The modern world was characterized by great cities with great traffic and matrix-net ambitions and daydreams about capitalism excellence, which ironically spawned volatile forms of anti-Western terrorism and media suspicions! This made the modern city something of a cauldron for inventive civilization speed.

There were a handful of Romanian gypsies, including Amlan Satan, who worked as experimental metaphysical 'theosophical doctors' in the world of urban-speed depression and schizophrenia. These 'gypsy-doctors' wished to spread the marketing of Valium, a psychoactive medicine used to treat seizures, unrest, lethargy, and mental pain. It's basically a depression-doctor thing, and the gypsies like Amlan Satan wanted to make Valium a new 'masthead' for civilization cocoons.

SATAN (Amlan): I fly on Tarom airlines from Romania with my fellow gypsy-doctors to spread this Valium crusade.

MEDICAL JOURNAL: Valium is much like the panacea or homeopathic cure to lifestyle darkness today.

Satan's paired with other gypsy-doctors in this continental Valium-crusade, and these funny doctors believe the addressing of the serious historic net-matrix obsession with capitalism labyrinths has made people preoccupied with the fancy pains of basic network vanities. They need Valium! The gypsy-doctors want to make this Valium-crusade as dashing as it is daring. These gypsy-doctors are the modern Knights of the Crusade.

GYPSY: We spread the idea of Valium as not fool's-gold but sage-cures to a civilization neglecting social distancing.

NASCAR CRITIC: Aderol and Ritalin are as popular as Valium, and many in speed-professions doubt the merits of these gypsies.

AMLAN SATAN: We're not wrong in interpreting modernism net-matrix aesthetics obsession as signs of social darkness!

GYPSY-DOCTOR: We simply wish to substitute everyday urban paranoia with a form of ingestion-Valium dance.

JOHNS HOPKINS: These so-called 'gypsy-doctors' are nothing more than modern-day charlatans/lunatics.

WEYLAND COMPANY: We're sending these gypsy-doctors on a space-mission to the moon to investigate an alien intelligence claiming it's sent on a mission to analyze humanity's strange problem with net-matrix of urban labyrinth deformity.

As the gypsy-doctors, now space-crusaders, were sent to the moon to make contact with these apparent 'aliens' with a message about human civilization deformity, they quickly learned the aliens made a 'pact' with the Weyland Company to exterminate the Valium-crusade. However, the gypsies were handy with laser-weaponry and outfought the robot-vehicle manning alien creatures and returned safely to report, "We destroyed this futuristic death program."