Sacramento Heist: The Burglar

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan Satan (aka, 'Burglar') stages a thrilling Sacramento Bank heist of a Dutch Baron's blood-diamonds for media disparity.

A local folk-tale about blood-diamond vigilance. Enjoy (and thanks so much for reading),

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Sacramento (California, USA) is a great city and home to many traffic-friendly areas and it's where the fans of the Kings (NBA) flock. It's also where a corrupt Dutch capitalism-baron named Kuyt stores his blood-diamonds (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!).

The Sacramento Police Department (SPD) is being equipped with high-tech virtual-reality training equipment to deal with any street rebellion/terrorism arising from public concerns/rumors that Dutch Kuyt's blood-diamond traffic into their fabled California city will create new forms of profiteerism minded street crime.

They have a right to worry. A Robin Hood thief named Amlan Satan who goes by the alias 'Burglar' (borrowed from an American film!) intends to steal Dutch Kuyt's diamonds from the Sacramento Bank this summer. Burglar (Amlan Satan) intends to march into the Sacramento Bank where Kuyt holds his blood-diamonds, costumed as a theater performer doing a play about nonviolence themed toys.

BURGLAR (Amlan Satan): This is the right bank to do this kind of Robin Hood work, and Kuyt won't be prepared!

Kuyt has been known to be linked to terrorist groups around the world including the troubled IRA and the very deadly Cobra. His blood-diamond traffic into North America is creating new forms of organized terrorist concerns regarding creative forms of terrorism-financing. This is bad news for Sacramento!

KUYT: I have $20 million worth of African gems in my Sacramento Bank now.

Amlan Satan, an Algerian-American graduate of the Ivy League, has done underground analysis work with blood-diamond nexuses and highways stretching from Africa/Europe into North America. He's studied Fanonian and Guevaran philosophy regarding self-determined populism governance but remains at heart a master-thief. He considers himself a modern-day Robin Hood, intending to steal Kuyt's blood-diamonds and redistribute the media-glorified gems to the underground to draw in Interpol-inquiries regarding the sullying of Sacramento's diamond market.

Satan (Amlan), aka 'Burglar' (alias borrowed from American movie!) marches into the Sacramento Bank on a warm July morning costumed as a strange phantom-theater performer and wielding a transparent toy water-rifle...filled with corrosive acid!

'Burglar' (Amlan Satan) explains to the bank manager that he intends to open up Dutch Kuyt's blood-diamond safe-box with his 'acid-gun' for a theater performance about nonviolence in diamond-marketing. The bank manager laughs, thinking the thespian is being facetious and escorts him calmly into the safe-box area of the vault room of the Sacramento Bank where he may deposit his own (fake!) diamonds for his newly-opened Sacramento art-account. When inside the safe-box area, 'Burglar' (Amlan Satan) reveals his water-rifle is indeed/actually filled with acid! He whispers to the escorting manager, "This is a deed performed for Interpol-relations on behalf of anti-terrorism blood-diamond inquiry, so I need you to keep this a secret."

'Burglar' (Amlan Satan) walks out of the Sacramento Bank with Kuyt's $20 million blood-diamonds and stores inside his safe-box as a stunt-switch the fakes he took to the bank that day! The manager has no choice but to report to the Sacramento Sentinel (newspaper), "This 'Burglar' thespian-investigator apparently drew attention to rumors regarding Baron Kuyt's blood-diamond rumors, inviting the media to inquire if the diamonds in his burnt-open safe-box for media photos should be closely inspected for fraud-reports!" Meanwhile, 'Burglar' (Amlan Satan) has fled in his thespian-costume with Kuyt's diamonds hidden in the soles of his shoes on the Sacramento Metro street-train.

SATAN ('Burglar'): I did it, baby!

GIRLFRIEND: So, you're really Robin Hood now.

SATAN ('Burglar'): I guess so, baby!

GIRLFRIEND: Well, let's go to Switzerland.

Satan and his girl play some nice tennis in Sacramento before using Burglar's new funds to fly to the Swiss alps for some fun snowboarding! This has been a rather informative Interpol-relations media heist creating some nice retirement daydreams for Satan/Burglar and his American girlfriend!