Snowboarder: Weyland Company

A Story by Abishai100

Storm-Shadow is a ninja-snowboarder with Interpol-relations and is recruited for a Weyland mission during which he encounters a dark alien!

A fun and graphic fanfiction nod to the iconic and bizarre alien creature known as the eerie Red Xenomorph (Alien), a symbol of modern sci-fi darkness. Enjoy (signing off I think),

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Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is an expert snowboarded in Switzerland as well as a diamond-infiltration agent with Interpol-relations working underground to subvert capitalism-baron spheres linked to blood-diamonds (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!) in the year 2090. Storm-Shadow has a new task in Europe to steal baron Goldfinger's terrorism-sapphire trophy called Vanderbilt.

SATAN: Snowboarding in the Euro-Alps to take a break reminds me of the joy of peace in this future Earth.

Satan successfully steals Goldfinger's Vanderbilt sapphire for Interpol-communications and capitalism-globalization!

WIFE: I'm so proud of you, Satan.

SATAN: Thanks, girlie; it was a snow-breeze.

WIFE: I guess.

SATAN: Your work as a media-sportscaster is more democratic I think.

WIFE: Sure.

As the diamond-ninja Storm-Shadow, Satan (Amlan) has the special chance to showcase his prowler and information coordination skills in Europe for modern Interpol-relations. He's come to be known as an expert/master ninja in this future Earth.

SATAN: I stole the Vanderbilt using a simple toy water-gun trick, acid, and staged distraction theatrics in Europe.

Amlan decides to indulge more of his fancy human snowboarding skills in the 'Euro-Alps' and remembers the 'cool confidence' of human ardor, separated from the 'gross anatomy' of dangerous politics in this year 2090.

Now, it's well known that the controversial but wealthy/successful American space-exploration organization known as Weyland Company ('WC') has been linked to modern planet-mine buildings and oil-rig explorations on foreign planets outside the Earth solar-system. During these drilling/exploration missions, Weyland Company ('WC') soldiers had to contend with a special challenge outside the bounds of normal space-exploration and drilling.

What the human soldiers/drillers from these early WC missions brought back as souvenirs of these daunting engagements were hand-drawings of a terrifying intelligent insect-dragon like large alien creature named the 'Xenomorph' by Weyland. The Xenomorph can run at great speeds, can use humans as fertility-gestation vessels, and possesses corrosive acid for blood and claws for ripping through human flesh.

WEYLAND: I want that ninja Storm-Shadow for this new WC mission to the uncharted planet Origae-6.

Those past WC missions in which this terrible intelligent 'Xenomorph' alien was encountered were otherwise intended to be achievements in great space-exploration and planet-resource mining, complete with fancy designed spaceships like the Nostromo.

It was on the Nostromo in fact that the female captain Esmerelda encountered the first Xenomorph-alien (or 'Xeno') alongside her space-crew. They did their hardest to survive and escape, but of the 30 crew-members, 15 were murdered by the Xeno-alien. She came back to Weyland and reported, "No woman should be on such a space-event."

The Xeno-alien is black in color and is nothing like those American civilization folk-tales about friendly 'little-green-men' with messages about advanced and beneficial futuristic scientific knowledge. These Xenos are simply predators with a thirst for simple human blood and design flying-machines to land on lands where they can gestate and wait for hapless space-explorers to become their new desolate victims.

WEYLAND: We've been sending specially-designed 'cyborg-human' soldiers called Androids on these missions now.

Weyland orders the US government to recruit Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan!) for this new WC mission to the uncharted planet Origae-6 where a strange intelligent communication signal was detected, suggesting an intent for network. The designs are laid for Amlan's spaceship, the Sulaco.

Amlan is the lone-pilot and crew-member of the Sulaco, since the government sought an easier and less controversial method for potential deadly engagements with an aggressive alien intelligence this time. After all, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is a terrifically agile ninja and acrobat who has the skills and training-potential to simply evade and/or kill a possibly dangerous alien who sent that intelligent communication signal from Origae-6. The Sulaco is well-furbished, and Amlan enjoys working-out and preparing for specimen-collections and keeping the ship clean on his own and on auto-pilot as the Sulaco approaches the planet. Amlan marvels at the interior splendor of the Sulaco, built by WC (Weyland Company!).

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) safely lands on uncharted Origae-6 ("Planet 4") and sends back initial exploration reports about the terrain and natural splendor of the seemingly vacated alien planet back to WC.

SATAN: I think I'll wear an ice-hockey sweater my wife game me next time I'm exploring an Origae-6 cave for Weyland!

Storm-Shadow is armed with a handheld laser-cannon gun capable of releasing multiple bullet-streams of highly-energized photon-energy capable of liquifying even metals.

STORM-SHADOW: "EMERGENCY DISTRESS REPORT TO WC ___ I've encountered a deadly Xeno-like alien 'creature' on Origae-6, apparently sent that communication signal as a death-lure to our civilization, and this Xeno-alien 'variant' not only possesses corrosive acid for blood, but when it spits acidic saliva or some foreign hybrid liquid substance, the liquid induces mini-explosions of bad impact; this Xeno-variant is red in color and must be evaded at all costs, which is why I'm returning immediately to Earth, to flee from what I had to call simply the 'Red Xenomorph' from hell."

WEYLAND: We're proud of Storm-Shadow's mission and have begun marketing action-dolls of this 'Red Xenomorph' alien.

Weyland has also developed new Xeno-alien video-games for American youngsters in this future year of 2090, and it becomes a global success, prompting new social fascination with the raw intentions of these 'Xenomorph' aliens towards humanity.