Royals: American Ball [doctor]

A Story by Abishai100

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is a Royals (Kansas City) fan with a blood-diamond operation involving Baron Goldfinger's...dollhouse.

An homage to sports and dance, inspired by Royals (MLB) baseball and the Leo-film Blood Diamond. Hope you like it (Happy Summer!),

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Kansas City is the home of the iconic Royals (MLB) baseball-team and an unusual American sports-fan named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow).

SATAN (Amlan): I'm a huge Royals (baseball) fan and watch the World Series replays on YouTube in Kansas City.

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is a real diamond-thief. Working as an Interpol-relations underground infiltrator, subverting influences of barons smuggling blood-diamonds for terrorism-financing from Africa/Europe, Satan (Storm-Shadow) has become a nerdist of American capitalism intrigue, which is why he's something of a Kansas City Royals baseball junkie, reminding himself of non-political intuition, right?

SATAN: The Royals managed to win 2 World Series titles, one in 1985 and one in 2015, and both were iconic triumphs.

Satan (Storm-Shadow) owns the Bo Jackson MLB baseball rookie-card and keeps it in a Kansas City safe-box for sentimental and resource reasons. He doesn't want his blood-diamond Interpol-relations work to threaten his home/life securities, and his special Jackson Royals rookie-card (Topps!) is considered one of the finest in American sports memorabilia.

Bo Jackson had an iconic 1990 MLB game against the rival Yankees during which he hit 3 straight home-runs for 3 consecutive at-bats before being injured during the game, preventing himself the chance to hit a record 4 home-runs in a single game. No one will forget that!

SATAN: That's a game which established one of the history-reasons Bo Jackson was a double-sport dragon.

The Royals saw return-glory in 2015 when they returned to the World Series...and won!

SATAN: Well, I have to think about this blood-diamond heist of Baron Goldfinger's Vanderbilt sapphire from a Kansas bank.

GOLDFINGER: My Vanderbilt sapphire ($20 million) is stored in Kansas City bank safe-box #508.

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) marches into the Kansas City bank on Valentine's Day in an eskimo bank-robbery theater costume and calls himself the 'Thespian' and greets the attending bank-manager with his toy rifle-gun which he claims is filled with water for a street-performance about Baron Goldfinger's Vanderbilt sapphire.

THESPIAN (Storm-Shadow): I just want a media-photo of Goldfinger's Vanderbilt for the street-theater!

BANK MANAGER: Well, I suppose we can arrange a media-theater press relations under guardsman supervision.

THESPIAN (Storm-Shadow): That's all I ask!

BANK MANAGER: Very good, sir; your toy water-rifle is quite a piece of jewelry!

THESPIAN (Storm-Shadow): Isn't it?

While taking media shots of Goldfinger's Vanderbilt sapphire, the bank-robbing 'Thespian' (Amlan Satan) switches the blue gem with a fake/replica he's brought with him, hidden in the lining of his thick eskimo costume-hat, while the attending manager/guardsman inside the safe-box area of the Kansas City bank vault-room are distracted playing around with Thespian's toy water-rifle!

Thespian (Amlan Satan) walks out of the Kansas City bank with Baron Goldfinger's terrorism-financing $20 million Vanderbilt sapphire and exchanges it in the underground Interpol-relations depot for Swiss assets and a media-exposure report after hopping onto the city-metro to flee the bank area.

Satan (Storm-Shadow) then uses some of his earned assets to purchase some iconic 1970s Kansa City blues (ice-hockey) memorabilia and presents it on the Internet in anonymous blogs about defaming Baron Goldfinger's capitalism-aura with local Kansas City sports fanfare ideology. Goldfinger is enraged!

STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): I'll always be a Royals fan at heart, but this Blues-Goldfinger joke's yielded diagrams.

Satan (Amlan) purchases even more classic Kansas City Blues (ice-hockey) sports fanfare memorabilia on the Internet, and he makes blogs about comparisons between the Royals of the 1980s and the Blues of the 1970s. Kansas City has indeed offered Baron Goldfinger an intriguing anti-terrorism sports-centric diary.