Nazi Gold: Scarecrow

A weird thief performs a heist of a baron's Nazi-gold in Frankfurt (Germany) for a nifty media-story about modern dawn.

A very fun vignette about Nazi gold...and modern definition. 

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Amlan Satan (aka, 'Scarecrow') traveled all over Europe after graduating from Dartmouth and meditated on Shaivism and guerrilla-warfare before deciding to become some kind of vigilante or Robin Hood character, being moved by the majesty of the mountains of Europe.

He decided to travel to Frankfurt (Germany) where rumors of secret Nazi gold being stored by a capitalism-baron named Goldfinger surfaced in night-clubs. Goldfinger was apparently storing stolen Nazi gold, remolded into normal unassuming gold bars inside a Frankfurt bank. Amlan Satan (aka, 'Scarecrow') decided to perform a special Robin Hood act to outwit the baron and perform a nifty media-gesture in the name of democracy.

The city of Frankfurt (Germany) was laden with all kinds of WWII memorabilia and artworks, and 'Scarecrow' (Amlan Satan) wanted to breathe in all the magic and splendor of the troubled nation's complex history and the scars incurred from that terrible time-period on Earth.

SCARECROW (Amlan Satan): I know those Nazis had much stolen gold and kept gold, now in the hands of Goldfinger, and I must become a special secret agent or Robin Hood to intercept this watershed treasure in world history.

GOLDFINGER: No one shall lay their dirty hands on my World War gold, stolen and kept in my safe-area in Frankfurt.

The Frankfurt bank in which Goldfinger stored his Nazi gold, remolded into unassuming bars was quite impressive. Satan (Amlan) staked-out the bank ahead of the gold-heist and measured its security-systems and just how the traffic matched the timing of the guardsmen taking extra patrols or going off to early lunches and when customers came in greater numbers/crowds, adding noise and confusion.

The inside of the bank was controlled by levels of security personnel who monitored asset-flow and computerized business activity online and in cyber-hubs around the world, making it quite a sophisticated modern financial institution, capable of having many eyes on modern commercial affairs.

Scarecrow marched in during a busy time during the operating hours of the Frankfurt bank in a typical 'scarecrow' costume/get-up and wielding a special transparent toy water-rifle which he revealed to the entrance-guardsman was filled with corrosive HCL acid.

Scarecrow grabbed the guardsman and requested he be taken directly to the bank manager's office and presented to the executive as a theater-performer seeking to grab a few of Goldfinger's gold bars which were actually remolded gold bars from WWII (Nazi gold!). The bank manager denied any knowledge of Goldfinger's ties to Nazism, but Scarecrow assured him the baron was immersed in Nazi gold storage and would bring disrepute to the bank and encouraged him to allow him to perform a theatrical 'media-heist' of Goldfinger's gold-bars (just about enough for $2 million worth!) for a 'media-splash' in Frankfurt about Nazi gold being 'eyed' by various 'street' dogs.

BANK MANAGER: You intend to make some kind of media-circus with these few gold-bars?

SCARECROW: Goldfinger won't miss $2 million worth of his huge storage; it's all I need for the deed.

BANK MANAGER: What will you tell the press?

SCARECROW: "Modern barons can't just hide illicit treasures in unknowing Euro-institutions."

BANK MANAGER: God help you, crazy.

Scarecrow (Amlan Satan) walked out of the Frankfurt bank in Germany that day with $2 million worth of Goldfinger's gold-bars and hopped onto the metro-train and fled to a hotel where he'd melt the gold and reshape it into toy bullets looking like souvenir-ornament pieces to a toy gun collection to be shipped to Switzerland.

ELKA SOMMER (German Police): I'll find this idiot and determine if Goldfinger's being nabbed by WWII-inquirers.

AMLAN SATAN ('Scarecrow'): That night, I had a great night's sleep in my favorite Frankfurt (Germany) hotel.

When Satan (Amlan!) made it finally to the Frankfurt airport for is Lufthansa flight to Zurich, he took photos with his handy-dandy iPhone and sent it to a friend who'd show it to people in Switzerland as images of a modern-day WWII-historian.

SCARECROW: My Lufthansa flight was incredible, and the food was exquisite; a great night-cap to this Robin Hood deed.

Today, Nazi gold unfound threatens the tenable political atmosphere of many Europeans seeking to live side-by-side in Europe and put behind them the scars of the World War. Perhaps Scarecrow's stunt proved that even in today's world of mad treasures, there's small magical doses of heroics-doctoring.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)