Shiva/Vishnu: Thief-v-Thief

A Story by Abishai100

Two deities wage a special capitalism-intrigue reflective 'thief-v-thief' game in Europe to create some nifty 'dailies' dialogue!

A wry thief-fable surrounding two iconic Eastern folk-deities, Shiva and Vishnu. Enjoy,

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Two supreme deities, Shiva (master of destruction) and Vishnu (master of protection) were debating about the role of vigilantism in modern blood-diamond infiltration work, monitored by police-bodies like Interpol. Shiva and Vishnu reasoned they'd transform into humans and work as temporary ninja-thieves and stage a competition between one another and came down from their heavenly mountains.

VISHNU: We'll do a 'thief-v-thief' game in Europe.

SHIVA: The stakes will be linked with discovered Nazi (WWII) gold!

Vishnu took the form of a German centurion-like man named Jurgen.

Shiva took the form of an Algerian diamond-thief named Amlan.

Shiva/Amlan marched into the Berlin bank holding a remolded amount of Nazi (WWII) gold, dressed as a thespian performer and armed with a water-gun filled with acid, claiming he's a media messenger sent to do a staged threat on randomly stored gold inside the vault-room.

SHIVA/THESPIAN: I took about $10 million worth of Nazi gold from the Berlin bank and stored it in a Swiss safe-box.

The Nazi gold recovered/discovered after WWII is quite impressive and certainly representative of modern civilization capitalism dilemmas both Shiva/Vishnu were studying prior to this symbolic/iconic 'thief-v-thief' game between each other!

However, no sooner had Shiva/Amlan stored his stolen Nazi gold inside the Swiss safe-box did Vishnu/Jurgen steal that very-same stolen Nazi gold...from Shiva/Amlan! Vishnu/Jurgen claimed to his competitor/rival deity Shiva/Amlan this upstaging-heist was done in the name of good 'sport' and capitalism vortices. He'd become a real musketeer now.

Shiva/Amlan was upstaged and had to regain his honor in this symbolic/figurative vigilante-like 'thief-v-thief' game waged with Vishnu/Jurgen on Earth. Shiva/Amlan decided to steal some Jewish (non-Nazi!) gold stored in a Euro-bank by a Dutch baron named Emil Kuyt who worked alongside Jewish diamond merchants working to resolve modern blood-diamond problems.

SHIVA: Why'd you steal my Nazi gold, brother?
VISHNU: Why'd you steal that Jewish gold, brother?

SHIVA: You answer first!

VISHNU: Well, it was done in the name of 'good' debate.

SHIVA: Fire for fire, eh?

VISHNU: Right, so why'd you steal that Jewish gold?

SHIVA: Water-for-water.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond inquiries ensue all over Europe and we've employed street police to check gem-traffic.

Do you think this funny 'thief-v-thief' game waged between Shiva/Vishnu will offer some political relief for troubled Jewish diamond-merchants confounded by this modern 'sea-traffic' of blood-diamonds from Africa/Europe used to finance terrorists?