Q: Pirate of Quebec

A Story by Abishai100

A real modern pirate attempts blood-diamond adventure in Quebec (Canada) and might find the right tone of love/dream.

A completely pirate-spin on blood-diamond lore. Hope you read this last late-night buzzer. Cheers,

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Quebec (Canada) is a funny place, a mix of French and Canadian cultures. It's also where the modern-day real-life pirate named 'Q' is planning a blood-diamond heist of the Baron Goldfinger's terrorism-financing gems, using Interpol-relations. Yes friends, Quebec is got it all.

"My name's Q. I'm descended from real old-sea pirates, and I'm tackling this Goldfinger-heist in Quebec."

When Q the real pirate gets to the bank, he's wielding a toy water-rifle which he claims is a theater-prop and requests access to the safe-box area where Goldfinger keeps his famous Euro-gems. Q's escorted and serviced by the fine Quebec bank manager inside the impressive Canadian building.

Q: You know who I am, sir?

BANK MANAGER: You're dressed like a pirate!

Q: I'm a real pirate, sir.

BANK MANAGER: What're you suggesting here, Mr. Q?

Q the real pirate reveals to the escorting bank manager/guardsman that his theater toy water-rifle is filled with corrosive acid. He also reveals his diamonds which he intended/claimed to be storing in a new account safe-box neighboring that of Goldfinger's are fakes he intends to place into Goldfinger's safe-box after he steals the baron's blood-diamonds. He threatens the manager/guardsman by claiming he'll burn their toes with his acid-rifle unless they open Goldfinger's safe-box, so they really have no choice now!

BANK MANAGER: Are you some kind of terrorist, Q?

Q: On the contrary, sir, I'm working alongside Interpol-relations.

BANK MANAGER: So, we're to wait until Goldfinger discovers the swapped fake diamonds in his safe-box?

Q: Right!
BANK MANAGER: Well, what's the press to think now, Q?

Q: The media will think the vault area was invaded by Interpol-detectors!

BANK MANAGER: Why the diamond-swap for Goldfinger to discover later?
Q: That's between Goldfinger and whom he suspects are his Interpol-diagonals.

Q: I've taken many baron-gems in my years as a pirate in North America, but the Goldfinger-heist is the great Sapphire.

Q the Quebec-pirate hops onto the Canadian metro and makes his way to underground Interpol-relations asset transfer depots for a Zurich account exchange before taking the same metro-map to make his way to the airport en-route to his Tarom flight to Bucharest.

Q: Quebec has the right conveniences for this real-life pirate and blood-diamond dude.

"When I get to Bucharest, I befriend the beautiful Elka Somer and fall in love; she gets me out of legal tangles."

ELKA: Q's not just a blood-diamond danger-pirate but also an incredible chef; which is why I really love him.

Q buys Elka a gorgeous pirate-gold emblem brooch. This is a sign of his new life out of blood-diamond anti-terrorism politics in the modern world. He can do it.