Azerbaijan: The Dancing-Thief [Blood Diamond]

A Story by Abishai100

A wily follow-up burglar in Azerbaijan called 'Dancing-Thief' is an Interpol-relations agent with blood-diamond marksmanship.

A quirky blood-diamond heist inspired by Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio) and A Fish Called Wanda (Kevin Kline). Hope you like it,

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Azerbaijan is where the ruthless baron Goldfinger is storing his Vanderbilt sapphire, and he's known to be a financier of modern terrorism, which is why the blood-diamond infiltration-agent Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) has tracked him to the exotic city.

Amlan was recently involved in a blood-diamond excursion with Interpol-relations in Eastern Europe.

His girlfriend from Crete, Esmerelda, broke up with him after having discovered his dangerous political liaisons!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption threatens modern capitalism and the global diamond-exchange and terrorism.

Amlan ('Storm-Shadow') takes a KLM flight to Azerbaijan, and he's greeted by the lovely stewardess Elka (Interpol).

AMLAN SATAN: This is a fabled city, and its infrastructure is quite nice, which is why Goldfinger 'shops' here!

The $20M Vanderbilt sapphire-diamond is Goldfinger's prized item, and it's stored in a Baku bank in Ajerbaijan!

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) had decided to perform this legendary 'Goldfinger-heist' dressed as a maudlin and pretending to be a circus-company performer and street-artist linked to Goldfinger, seeking photos of the Vanderbilt sapphire for his theater company while storing circus-company diamonds in the Baku bank. He dresses up as a maudlin and presents himself as the iconic 'Dancing-Thief' to the manager/guardsmen after taking the Baku/Azerbaijan metro-train to the bank area in the fabled modernized city.

AMLAN ('Dancing-Thief'): This is a spectacular bank in Baku, full of magic/splendor.

The 'Dancing-Thief' (Storm-Shadow) marches into the Baku bank in his distinct maudlin-getup and dances around the bank floor parading his street-theater water-gun and amusing the bank customers and managers and announcing he's taking photos of the Vanderbilt sapphire, just one month after a bank-robbing unit tried to break into the Azerbaijan bank and steal the sapphire. The manager/guardsmen are highly amused as the 'Dancing-Thief' performs a square-dance en-route to the safe-box area of the Baku/Azerbaijan bank where Goldfinger's Vanderbilt is stored.

Once inside the safe-box area of the Baku bank, the 'Dancing-Thief' is still dancing and inspires the guardsman to start dancing in front of the single security-camera while he's about to store his own (fake!) diamonds in one of the safe-boxes neighboring the Goldfinger safe-box, and while doing so, he whispers to the manager, "My water-gun is filled with acid, and I'll burn a hole into the Goldfinger safe-box and switch his Vanderbilt with my fake diamonds for the media to report, 'Some dastardly 'digging' Dancing-Thief has achieved some kind of underground Interpol disparity'."

Storm-Shadow, aka, 'Dancing-Thief' of Baku, has walked out of the Baku bank with the Goldfinger sapphire and the media is reporting that there's strange anti-terrorism financing Interpol-intrigue going on in their modernized fabled city, prompting the lines of Baku officers to prepare a city-wide trolling expedition.

Meanwhile, the president of Azerbaijan has commissioned special 'street-performers' to enact dance-routines inside Azerbaijan banks to calm people down after this sudden media-storm connected to Goldfinger's possible terrorism-financing controversies.

Satan leaves Baku and goes to Zurich to transfer the gov't-assets with Interpol-relations and keeps in memory his incredible culture-memories of the wondrous place of Azerbaijan.