YouTube Lazy-Boy: Traveler-Thief [KLM]

A Story by Abishai100

A wily real-life pirate named Black-Scruffs is a 'YouTube Learner' who's infiltrating blood-diamond domains in Europe for modern distancing.

A modernism Euro-travel pirate-log about blood-diamond daring...and anti-terrorism comforts! Hope you like,

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Amlan Satan is a real-life pirate traveling around Europe on KLM airlines and performing blood-diamond heists of safe-boxes in banks owned by ruthless barons financing terrorism.

Amlan Satan loves YouTube and does much research on capitalism/dynamics online and enjoys flight-experience videos, Euro-travel logs, and bank photos on the Internet. He's a real 'YouTube Lazy-Boy' but also the real-life pirate known as Black-Scruffs.

Black-Scruffs the pirate's first heist destination is Barcelona (Spain), where he's wielding a toy plastic water-uzi filled with acid to steal blood-diamonds from Baron Goldfinger. Follow along!

SATAN (Black-Scruffs): It's just amazing what you can learn on YouTube about capitalism-matrices today.

He takes his first Euro-KLM flight from British Columbia to Barcelona, his first destination, and he's remarking on excellence.

In the Barcelona winter, Black-Scruffs the pirate walks into the Spanish bank costumed as 'Thespian' and wielding his acid-uzi and claiming to the manager/guardsman he's sent by Baron Goldfinger for a media-stunt heist during which he'll substitute the baron's safe-box diamonds with diamonds he's brought from the baron personally (but they're fakes!).

BLACK-SCRUFFS: Barcelona is breathtaking at sunset.

Black-Scruffs (Amlan Satan) takes Goldfinger's blood-diamonds and the media declares him to be a strange Robin Hood.

BANK MANAGER: We'd no idea Goldfinger's linked to a real-life modern-day pirate (Black-Scruffs).

Satan then reboards his KLM to fly to his second destination --- Paris --- and notes the comfy amenities on flight!

In the Paris bank, Black-Scruffs will dress as 'Scarecrow' for blood-diamonds belonging to Baron Kuyt.

Once more, he has a toy water-gun, a rifle, but it's once again filled with acid!

BLACK-SCRUFFS: Paris is the city of romance, and I wonder who notes blood-diamond traffic in this climate of disparity!

Black-Scruffs, this time as 'Scarecrow', enters the Paris bank and tells the manager he's to steal Baron Kuyt's blood-diamonds 10 minutes before Kuyt walks into the bank himself and explains the guardsman has been informed of this fact, however, the guardsman was earlier taken hostage and ordered to conform to this devilish trick, and 'Scarecrow' manages to switch Kuyt's blood-diamonds with more fakes in his pocket.

BLACK-SCRUFFS: The Paris bank was something to behold, really...even for a real pirate!

Once again, Black-Scruffs (Amlan Satan) boards KLM for a comfy flight to his final destination.

BLACK-SCRUFFS: The final stop is Frankfurt (Germany), where I'll be posing as a mock-terrorist for a fake news-event.

Black-Scruffs is taken to the safe-box of the vault room of the Frankfurt (Germany) bank along with a hired (fake!) news-crew who films him hilariously dancing while secretly switching Baron Tomas' blood-diamonds with fakes hidden in his pocket after burning through his safe-box and placing in what he claims are real diamonds provided for this media-circus show by Tomas himself.

BANK MANAGER: We're really entertained by this entire lavish 'Black-Scruffs' pirate theater in Frankfurt (Germany).

By the time these 3 barons from these 3 iconic Euro-cities discover their diamonds are switched with fakes, Black-Scruffs (Amlan Satan) has already reported these underground moves to Interpol-relations for further vigilante-detective work regarding modern terrorism-financing with African/European blood-diamonds.

BLACK-SCRUFFS: Because Germany is so security-tight, this last heist had to be the most theatrical.

Amlan Satan has throughout this pirate-journey enjoyed and admired the excellence of the KLM airline service.

BLACK-SCRUFFS: This airline leaves nothing to be desired, friends.

Black-Scruffs has earned enough profits to enjoy the Summer Olympics in Asia now.

Meanwhile, video-games featuring bank-robbery adventure-tales have skyrocketed in Euro-sales!

INTERPOL: We need more fashion-detectives now in the world of blood-diamond capitalism.

AMLAN SATAN: Like I mentioned, I learned a great deal about world-capitalism simply from YouTube!

Black-Scruffs has now decided to make a model interior-designed Euro-home which he hopes he can someday use to build a real replica home...perhaps in Vienna or Amsterdam or Quebec (Canada).