"O"

A Story by Abishai100

A democracy diorama biopic of a thief, inspired by The Book Thief. Hope you like it,

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This is the story of a thief named "O" whose life has been immersed in blood-diamond (terrorism-financing gems from conflict-zones in Africa, siphoned by barons in Europe) intrigue with Interpol-relations. However, "O" is not a standard thief and is considered to be by many a real-life modern pirate, which is why he loves those shiny gems. Follow along.

Now, "O" always takes KLM to hop around the world for his blood-diamond adventures, subverting terrorism-financing dominions in modern Europe, and he considers KLM the finest and most convenient modern transit-company, and no one knows he's the iconic underground frequent-flyer!

"O" once walked into a Dutch bank dressed/costumed as a maudlin named 'Thespian' and armed with a water-rifle filled with acid, claiming he's some kind of Interpol-relations espionage journalism specialist while performing a nifty switch of Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds.

"O" was born 'Amlan Satan' in Patna, Bihar (India) in 1978 to royal well-to-do parents in India who chose a rather urbanized village-imagination life, given Patna's special occupation with mass mobile traffic and pedestrian-friendly town-oriented commercial imagination. This gave "O" an early sense of pickpocket-intelligence, ironically. Thanks to Bihar, right?

"O" was a very cute baby, and he's a royal princely heir too, which is ironic too, right? This is future Interpol-relations.

"O" graduated top-class at his American high-school and was admitted into the Ivy League in 1996.

At Dartmouth College, "O" learned about the psycho-sociological ergonomics of modern capitalism theory and applied his education to the analysis of terrorism-financing once he's recruited for gov't-work given his predilection for political-theory analysis and underground intelligence acuity. Dartmouth was his turning-point.

"O" became a pro-consultant with Interpol-relations in Europe, consulting about blood-diamond highways linked to corrupt capitalism-barons, and he always presented himself in public councils as a modern man of great business flair. He's a real James Bond...or Artful Dodger!

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the global diamond-exchange in North America.

"O" considers his stealth infiltration work in baron-banks with blood-diamonds safe-boxes reflective of his special knack at choosing the 'right' kind of weapons/tools/gadgets. He's a real thief.

"O" has had on-off relationships with young women and some with gov't-links or underground associations, meeting people in nightclubs in places like Bucharest, Vienna, Madrid, and even Miami.

"O" remains really an Artful Dodger kind of individual, with no real ties to social groups or friend-circles, but some rumor he's lonely, despite his incredible skills at gov't-infiltration intelligence and underground piracy/espionage. He even looks like a thief!

"O" has a favorite movie --- Blood Diamond (Ed Zwick).

"O" has kept some Interpol-relations communications links through his college fraternity secret-society e-circle called BonesGate, which he uses to connect with modern spies and thieves operating to subvert blood-diamond in Europe.

This real-life 'Artful Dodger' likes to use the underground metro-system to get around the major Euro-cities to perform his information-collection and diamond movements against these evil barons.

"O" suspects new barons are emerging now in British Columbia and Canada to create circular dominions for terrorism-financing.

SATAN ("O"): I once saw an underground club-flyer depicting terrorist-circles created by these diamond-barons!

"O" is currently planning a swift Swiss bank-robbery involving the Vanderbilt blood-diamonds owned by the ruthless terrorism-financing Austrian baron named Zoolander, and he's going to perform the infiltration-maneuver dressed as a 'dollar' Scarecrow. We can't wait!

"O" has taken up a new part-time position as a local youth ice-hockey league assistant-coach in North America, so maybe he's looking for a normal life now.

"O" has a special knack for ice-hockey and fencing, which has made his part-time fanfare surrounding Winter Olympics hockey and Summer Olympics fencing reflective of modern-day citizenship, which he's looking to use as a 'passport' to slide into normal life in North America.

"O" has made himself a nice home in Quebec, though his living-room is decorated with Islanders (NY) ice-hockey confetti.

"O": If I'm eventually compared to Artful Dodger, I hope they consider my infiltration-work a trophy for democracy.

This is not a normal thief and not a normal man, but he's a great chess-player. He loves infiltration intelligence. He loves being a pirate-thief for anti-terrorism missions. He's a real thief. He's eccentric and loves video-games. Who can catch him?