Wile E. Coyote: Myth or Reality?

A gov't-infiltration agent workaholic named Amlan Satan can't hold onto real love...because he might be the 'real' Wile E. Coyote!

A funny if somewhat sad adaptation of a beloved antihero Looney Tunes character (Wile E. Coyote) who might serve as a morality-fable avatar for our modern era of 'workaholism' consciousness. Inspired by Wall Street. Hope you like it (signing off...finally!!), 

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A blood-diamond infiltration-agent named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) was a workaholic in his gov't-ninja work, and because of this he ignored his personal/spiritual life, despite living in idyllic Toronto (Canada).

Amlan married three times and divorced three times. Each time, his wife was unfaithful, cheating on him with one of his friends who wasn't as much of a workaholic as he was, and this broke Amlan's heart and spirit each time, but he continued to be a workaholic. Some might wonder, therefore, if this guy, a prophetic workaholic, is a real-life Wile E. Coyote!

Amlan works and works and works and takes all kinds of underground vehicles and metros to get around and uses dastardly techniques and methods to accomplish his diamond-infiltration work with Interpol-relations. He's a real gadget-wizard and vehicle maniac.

Amlan sometimes performs his blood-diamond heists from corrupt terrorism-financing blood-diamond safe-boxes in North American banks, disguised as a theater-artist or thespian, circus-performer, mock-terrorist, or even fake diplomat. All these disguises make Amlan something of a...coyote!

However, despite this eccentricity, Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') conducts a very dangerous underground gov't-infiltration business, sorting out terrorism-financing dilemmas confounding modern Interpol-relations and preventing the sullying of the global diamond-exchange. He's a real...coyote!

Amlan got lonely and decided to seek real love and peace and sought a wife for marriage after being moved by a fairy-tale wedding painting he viewed during a museum-heist of a $20M Vanderbilt sapphire belonging to terrorism-financing baron Goldfinger. When Amlan gazed upon this painting, he realized he'd wanted a more 'normal' life suddenly...a more happy life.

His first wife, the woman he met, was Esmerelda Harris, an art-dealer in British Columbia. She soon and quickly tired of Amlan Satan's mysterious and workaholic lifestyle and started cheating on him with one of his friends in the city. She became the 'Road-Runner' in his life to his Wile E. Coyote!

His second wife, a gorgeous Albanian woman named Estelle, also cheated on him when she grew bored with his workaholic imagination. She even called him Wile E. Coyote before she too became...a 'Road-Runner' in his depressed life --- cheating on him with yet another one of his friends in Canada.

Now, we all know that Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes) is a fictional iconic folk-cartoon antihero who spends all his time chasing a clever and elusive 'Road-Runner' bird-creature who tries to flee from his calculating clutches, as he creates all forms of devices/vehicles to catch the thoughtful/clever bird-creature and make it/her his own. However, he always fails, and his gadgets/schemes prove too clumsy to catch the Road-Runner. This is a very famous cartoon storyline that people of all ages grew up loving and cheering. Well, Amlan just might be the real-life Wile E. Coyote, and his consistent attempts at keeping a 'Road-Runner' wife for his own end in...clumsy failure. Such was the case with his third and final wife, Uma Shah, an Algerian-Turkish woman of great wit and style who immediately recognized Amlan's workaholism flaws and began cheating on him with one of his friends in Canada. He couldn't catch and keep this lovely fairy either!

Meanwhile, Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') continued his intellectual work with blood-diamond gov't-infiltration, leading him to institutions like Brown and CalTech where advanced capitalism studies were illuminating insights into modern North American terrorism-financing for the benefit of homeland security. He's still...Wile E. Coyote --- even at Brown!

AMLAN SATAN: A friend jokes to me and calls me the 'real' Wile E. Coyote --- and I'm thinking he may be correct after all.

Satan (Amlan) started keeping a diary of all these personal-life misfortunes despite his successes with gov't-infiltration work. He called this secret diary, Wile E. Coyote Journal. It wasn't at all sad but rather self-revealing, and it taught Amlan the difference between work-ambition and personal-life resolution/clarity, though for his failed unfaithful marriages, it was just too darn late. Wile E. Coyote was indeed a misfortunate antihero!

Amlan now sat in his expensive Toronto loft and watched Looney Tunes cartoons of the iconic if somewhat gloomy Wile E. Coyote endlessly seeking to catch-and-keep the elusive/clever 'Road-Runner' bird-creature. As the Wile E. Coyote figure kept clumsily failing, and he never caught that damn Road-Runner, Amlan realized his life was somewhat reflected in this caricature of this workaholic coyote, cursed by his own foolish visions.

AMLAN: Wile E. Coyote never caught the Road-Runner...and I've never found a woman to make happy; but I'm not sad.

Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') died alone and somewhat lonely and was buried in a cemetery and his somewhat ironic tombstone read, "Here lies the 'real' Wile E. Coyote."

The dark moral of this funny-fable is...if you're a workaholic, consider avenues for sincere self-reflection, lest you become a 'coyote' of modern capitalism/gov't...dimensions.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)