"Peter-Pan": Converted Journalist (Labor Party Day)

A Story by Abishai100

A story about modern inter-religious optimism-journalism, in commemoration of 9/11 and why it continues to inspire globalism-dew.

A journalism vignette inspired by 9/11 and The Post regarding modern UK politics (i.e., 'The Troubles'). Enjoy (and stay safe!),

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Belfast (Northern Ireland) is 'troubled' because of Catholic-Protestant socioeconomic disparities, leading to guerrilla-activism/protests/rebellion as well as retaliatory frustration-induced police-military brute force and violence. This is otherwise a very nice-looking city in the modern United Kingdom.

The United Kingdom has long boasted incredible images and literary works reflecting its longstanding tradition of honoring the majesty and greatness of social customs and intelligent greatness, from Shakespeare to James Bond.

However, the Irish-Catholic minority living alongside a British-Protestant majority population in Belfast (Northern Ireland), descended from generations of English colonial settlers, needed more socioeconomic reforms in Parliament and yearned for negotiations with Sinn Fein, while various factions of the guerrilla-force known as the 'Irish Republican Army' continued to aggressively campaign for more commercial independence and greater ties to their Catholic brethren in Dublin (Ireland) and therefore promoted their own Irish-oriented culture and literary imagination works such as Peter Pan and Dubliners.

A blood-diamond infiltration-agent named Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) was working to subvert smuggled gems from conflict-zones in Africa used for underworld crime financing. He'd now turned his attention to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) journalist, carrying his handy-dandy mobile digital telegraph-typewriter which he lovingly named Peter Pan.

With "Peter Pan" at his side, Satan ('Storm-Shadow') contributed editorials to the Belfast Telegraph about modernism headlines regarding inter-religious works and coops and commercial negotiations for greater commercial co-ties to Dublin, and these editorials complemented other stories about modern United Kingdom efforts to address ties between economics and political worry.

SATAN: Catholicism and Protestantism has seen a long history of differentiation, but in Northern Ireland, it's trouble!

Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) happened to be a great chess-master and challenged Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams to a symbolic televised chess match in Dublin, and if he won, Adams would be persuaded to negotiate some serious profitable commercial bridges between Dublin and Belfast catering to Northern Ireland consumerism that would siphon money needed to inject the socioeconomically strained area with some nice inter-religious vitality! Satan won the match with a brilliant bishop-cross trick that defeated Adams' Queen-rook parallal strategy.

SATAN: I'll become a great Telegraph journalist about Dublin-Belfast commerce-bridges for inter-religious energy in the UK.

Satan's wife, Irish-Catholic Charlize O'Meara in Belfast, also worked for the Telegraph and wrote a story about the modern 'quality' of governance and journalism as they impacted new era imaginations about inter-religious cooperation in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11.

TELEGRAPH: Northern Ireland is above all a region of great diversity and can be discussed as an economic investment!

SATAN: Play-money for Catholic and Protestant kids in Northern Ireland (e.g., Monopoly) reflects passion for capitalism itself.

Meanwhile, Sinn Fein and Parliament were talking about modern books written about the nature of inter-religious problems dividing the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community, of which the Telegraph idealistic journalist Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') was a valued contributor to this new 'social literature' about creative commercial relations.

SATAN: We shall use the marketing platform of Western media/cinema as a way to argue for the potency of journalism!

Satan started using his "Peter Pan" telegraph-typewriter to promote American patriotism-themed comic books and avatars re-presenting modernism governance ideas about 'negotiated' co-existence between differing groups (e.g., ninjas and samurais!).

TELEGRAPH: Perhaps the proliferation of these Western comics can interest Catholic-Protestant kids to view globalism.

SATAN: There's some nice commercial totems already in place such as Ireland's Aer Lingus airline company for globalism!

Work was serious at the Belfast Telegraph as Satan ('Storm-Shadow') used his "Peter Pan" typewriter to craft a valuable commerce story involving the Labor Party in Northern Ireland and British Parliament by presenting discussions by Gerry Adams regarding new commercial initiatives/bridges between Dublin (Ireland) and Belfast (Northern Ireland).

UK REPORTER: Why'd you care about Catholic-Protestant healing, Satan?
SATAN: I use my "Peter Pan" typewriter to present my own Catholic faith in globalism.

UK REPORTER: Does your Catholic-faith augment your work with the Northern Ireland Labor Party?

SATAN: Of course it does.

UK REPORTER: Well then, perhaps I'm impressed by this commerce-bridge enforcement conversation.

As Satan and his 'allies' in the modern United Kingdom continued commercial paths towards more financial vitality in Northern Ireland, making bridges between Dublin and Belfast, the Telegraph reported this new age journalism-idealism as a reflection of 'creative' inter-religious drawings (and toys!).