Northern Ireland: The D Hornet

A Story by Abishai100

A new kind of dystopian folk-guerrilla intelligence emerges in Belfast, amidst this year of corrupt financing, poverty, armed violence, and dowries.

A blood-diamond oriented parable set in troubled Northern Ireland, for inter-religious political reform imagination in the modern United Kingdom, in this symbolic 20th-anniversary year commemoration of 9/11. Hope you enjoy this one (and thanks for reading!),

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Welcome to Belfast (Northern Ireland) where inter-religious troubles between Catholics-Protestants divide the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11. Socioeconomic disparities between the Irish-Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority population in Belfast descended from generations of English colonial settlers have created dissent and angst among the Catholics seeking to feel close to their Irish brethren in neighboring Dublin (Ireland), where Catholics live as a majority group! Various guerrilla-factions of the 'Irish Republican Army' (IRA) have emerged to defy British-Protestant rule in partitioned Northern Ireland, and British police-military retaliation-force and reactionary Protestant street-youth rogue gangs and Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) 'vigilantes' have made for hellish sectarian dealings in Belfast. Sinn Fein, the legal/political 'branch' of the IRA is troubled too and continues to seek political peace and socioeconomic reforms and affirmative-action employment policies with British (United Kingdom) Parliament as well as modernism-reflective beneficial commerce/consumerism bridges between Dublin (Ireland) and Belfast (Northern Ireland) catering to world capitalism ideas. The goal is inter-religious peace and commercial coop between Catholics-Protestants in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11 in poor Belfast! Follow along.

The British forces (police-military) are stationed all over Belfast (Northern Ireland) like garrisons and forces of Empire imagination, creating street order and directness and reminding IRA 'rogues' that any protest against modern British policy will not be tolerated until Sinn Fein may achieve negotiations regarding commercial bridges through Parliament agreements in the United Kingdom. These police-military alignments purely represent the unwillingness of the modern British rule and resistance to hear these dissatisfaction arguments presented by the Irish-Catholic minorities in Northern Ireland gone nearly mad! It's a story of long-time worries involving uniformed and masked men...all with arms/weaponry.

Two new guerrilla-agents of the new IRA faction known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) hope to change this scenario. They hope to create some real media attention to this modern inter-religious dilemma in modern Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). The agents are underground twins, brothers, from somewhere in Northern Ireland. They're masked and costumed as 'maudlins' and have various strategies and tactics to engage British police-military retaliation force stationed in Northern Ireland and various Belfast-imposing barracks dissuading the Irish-Catholic minorities to thinking there's a real concrete peaceful road towards improved life and alleviation from poverty in the United Kingdom today! These two agents of F-IRA, the Satan brothers, Catholics by faith, are in Belfast with a certain 'fight club' agenda. Follow along in this tale of inter-religious Utopian visions. The Satan brothers are the protagonists in this fable.

They fill toy water-rifles with corrosive acid, inserted into thin glass tubes placed into the shooting piston tube of the water-rifles. They shoot at the tires of trucks carrying in smuggled blood-diamonds headed to Northern Ireland banks, shipped by corrupt Euro-barons from conflict-zones in Africa to fund underworld crimes that will add further hellfire to the already-challenged IRA/UVF immersed streets of Belfast. The Satan brothers shoot these blood-diamond smuggling trucks with their acid-rifles, hidden in the side of the road bushes, and the truck-drivers are baffled as the F-IRA guerrillas disappear after these firings that stall the shipments, giving the Satan brothers enough time to send fake time-skipped reports to the Belfast Telegraph that the recent diamond-truck shipments are oddly continuously stalled because of some unknown conspiracy! Suddenly, the diamonds in these trucks are flooded with street scandal-gossip, which is devastating for the corrupt Euro-barons trying to make Northern Ireland a pirate-playground and exploit the economically-challenged youth-scene.

The Satan brothers are both dating the same Belfast Irish-Catholic beauty, a waitress named Charlize O'Meara who's been engaged to a former IRA man who's been killed by a UVF rogue in Northern Ireland just a year ago. The Satan brothers promise to take good care of Charlize, but first intend to deliver on their secret dark promise to bring a newer kind of Belfast change for this dilemma between Catholics-Protestants in the United Kingdom. Chalize waits with patience, hoping there's some miracle-cure to this schism between the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community in this 20th-anniversary year commemoration of 9/11.

The Satan brothers perform some more blood-diamond interception/infiltration work and transfer some of the underground asset hijacking to Interpol-relations designed to shed more attention to the criminal/piracy exploitation sought by corrupt barons who think the neglect of Catholic-Protestant troubles in Northern Ireland in preference for the more worldly Israel-Palestine problem is opportunity for heightened underworld profits ignored by major authority organizations and monitors. The Satan brothers use the Dublin-Belfast train line to make these blood-diamond transfers to subvert/destroy these baron-spheres in Northern Ireland in service of the more designed/intentional commercial agendas forged between Sinn Fein and Parliament to address poverty among the Irish-Catholic minorities who'd turn to blood-diamond piracy/crime and labors out of unemployment-frustrations! This is seriously hard and dangerous work in the modern sacred United Kingdom.

The Satan brothers then decided to hit the Allstate insurance mega-building in Belfast, Northern Ireland after removing the single security-maintenance guardsman after-hours by knocking on the door and claiming to be Interpol-spy gear detectors sent on a secret mission. When the insurance building is destroyed, the Belfast Telegraph reports, "There's a scent of real conspiracy regarding capitalism-roads in modern Northern Ireland amidst these commerce negotiations between Sinn Fein and UK Parliament regarding socioeconomic social security platforms!" The Parliament knows it can't control Northern Ireland finances if insurance pillars aren't addressed as sources of citizenry-securities.

The Satan brothers then drive two stolen post-office trucks from the Belfast Royal Mail company into the British police-military barracks and set them to a timed explosive at dawn. There's some injuries but no casualties, since the postal vehicles are simply driven into the main entrance of the barracks-station, and the Telegraph reports, "The trucks were unmanned and simply set to a steering-wheel and gas-pedal rod-lock configuration sending them on 'auto-pilot' towards the main entrance and set-off to explode for what's obviously some kind of anti-petroleum media message sent by this mysterious new group known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA)."

F-IRA: The hijacked postal-trucks are used in this special barracks-mission to remind that petroleum-politics can ruin talks.

INTERPOL: It seems to us that the blood-diamond infiltration work of F-IRA is an incidental profit for our detectives.

The Satan brothers (F-IRA) then hijack major equipment trucks from Northern Ireland heading to Belfast to deliver some new police-station, hotel, and airport equipment. F-IRA re-routes these trucks to a forest outside Belfast and buries the equipment or burns them and sends some other parts as ransom-promises that such hijacking will cease when affirmative-action policies regarding Irish-Catholic minority unemployment are addressed by Sinn Fein and UK Parliament. The message is clear that F-IRA intends to subvert basic highway-matrix 'functionalism' to require direct government attention to socioeconomic reform arguments otherwise diving Catholic and Protestant men, poor and wealthy, based on ideas about fortune and resourcing.

The Satan brothers then set off car bombs all over Belfast in parked cars which aren't manned by any passengers but cost the city lots of money. The Satan brothers of F-IRA then send the note to the Telegraph which reads, "The black-smoke from these car-bombs remind everyone that the history of guerrilla-actions/protests/troubles in Northern Ireland culminating in real volatility in the United Kingdom are not sores or diseased but evidence that there's some dissatisfaction among the Irish-Catholic minority that aren't being addressed by current Parliament policies regarding lifestyle-dogma."

PARLIAMENT STATEMENT: We'll add security-forces in the streets to remind all that active protest may not define reform-IQ.

The Satan brothers then use a series of street explosions to destroy a fleet of vehicles manned by British officials driving by in Belfast (Northern Ireland) on the week leading up to the St. Patrick's Day parade. There's multiple casualties this time. F-IRA sends the note to the Belfast Telegraph this time, which reads, "Terrorism is not criminality when it's directed specifically to draw attention to the hideous fact that Catholic-Protestant divisions based on socioeconomic disparities won't disappear with scaling police-military enforcements in the streets of Belfast designed to simply give the 'visage' of United Kingdom street-life communications."

A comic book artist is really inspired by all these very radical guerrilla activities in modern Belfast (Northern Ireland) in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 and decides to pen a series of 'Green Hornet' comics featuring a male-female duo who're supposed/meant to represent/reflect/symbolize the Northern Ireland work of this mysterious/elusive 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA).

F-IRA: We urge all students of Belfast to read Eamon de Valera's study of the parallels between Irish and Indian revolutions.

Finally, the Satan brothers gift a set of Irish-Indian blended design jewelry to their co-girlfriend Charlize O'Meara and gift another set of this same-design jewelry to some female members of Sinn Fein whom they'll hope will use these tokens of modern imaginarium customs, commerce, and fashion to argue in Parliament for the need for more Dublin-Belfast commerce/consumerism highways that will boost strength in capitalism-driven inter-religious economic vitality which will complement the otherwise gloomy conditions of Irish-Catholic unemployment related street loitering. F-IRA argues there needs to be more shop-oriented street-spirit which will inspire more Irish-Catholic young men to seek sources of overground labor-centric commercial street-talk!