The Belfast Brigade: Another 9/11 Diary

A Story by Abishai100

A strange incident during a monarchy-visit to troubled Northern Ireland marks this 2021 fictional story about 'wrought' depression.

Another (perhaps last one) UK-politics fable in honor of this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, when we're all just simply 'daydreaming' about modern global commercial diets. Inspired by Patriot Games (Harrison Ford). Enjoy,

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On 9/11, anti-Western terrorists destroyed the commerce-symbolic World Trade Center in NYC with hijacked passenger airplanes. This is the 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, and Western civilization doesn't want a haunting repetition of such a globally devastating shock to modern world commerce.

However, Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) remains a troubled area in Western civilization, even in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11. In fact, the Irish-Catholic minority living alongside the British-Protestant majority population in Northern Ireland, descended from generations of English colonial settlers, endure dissatisfying lingering socioeconomic disparities which create frustration-induced guerilla-protests/actions by the new factions of the inventive but dangerous 'Irish Republican Army' (IRA) which continues to seek commerce highways with neighboring Catholic Ireland brethren in Dublin (mainland Ireland!). This sectarian divide between Catholics-Protestants in Western civilization (United Kingdom) continues to rift the two dominant denominations of the world Christian community, even in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11.

As the new world group known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) recruits guerrilla agents from around the world to perform special 2021-year deeds such as the interception of 'blood-diamond' (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund underworld crimes in the new millennium) trucks owned by corrupt Euro-barons seeking to exploit already-troubled Northern Ireland with compounded forms of street-piracy crime-profiteerism benefiting neither the under-class Irish-Catholics nor the upper-class British-Protestants in regards to governed civics amidst modern concerns about inter-religious Belfast commerce, Sinn Fein (the legal/political 'branch' of the factions of the IRA) continues to negotiate strongly with British Parliament in the grand United Kingdom for profitable commerce-bridges between Dublin (Ireland) and Belfast (Northern Ireland) for more legal/practical 'boosts' to Belfast capitalism...and inter-religious peace in the continent.

F-IRA: We've used special message/media 'avatars' for this special mission to create cuts into British military hills veiling poverty and crime.

Meanwhile, in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, Prince William and Kate of the United Kingdom pay a special visit to troubled/sectarian Belfast (Northern Ireland) where unemployed young Irish-Catholic men are recruited into factions of the IRA while frustrated retaliation British-Protestant aristocratic men are recruited into the aggressive Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF), creating a sort of 'Gangs of New York' scenario. Prince William and Kate hope to offer words/images of beauty and hope!

MONARCHY: We honor the images of resistance of Ireland's past while looking to the future of Catholic-Protestant councils.

During this special visit by Prince William and Kate, a pair of ex-IRA guerrillas, formerly working only to hijack/intercept blood-diamond smuggler's trucks coming into Belfast (Northern Ireland), form the underground duo-team and called themselves the Belfast Brigade (BB). The BB seeks to use this special diplomatic monarchy visit to Northern Ireland in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 to inject some real message about Irish-Catholics' yearning to fuse their own culture-based capitalism imagination with strong product-driven bridges to neighboring Dublin (Ireland), perhaps and hopefully with iconic Irish supermarket goods delivered by trucks through shared investors from Dublin to Ireland. All this daydream is possible but sadly may require some kind of strong media message during the diplomacy-visit of the British monarchy (Prince William and Kate!).

BELFAST BRIGADE (BB): What we do, we do for the sake of inter-religious commerce in 2021 that will ease terrorism dialogue.

Apparently, the Belfast Brigade (BB), comprised of ex-agents of F-IRA, which itself is composed of Catholic-employment advocates who aren't necessarily Irish by heritage but are mostly moderate Catholics by faith, is a brother-sister team hoping this media message in Northern Ireland during the special monarchy visit during the 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 will create something 'unusual' about 9/11-journalism regarding Western civilization diaries.

BELFAST BRIGAGE (BB): We hope this media message will clearly be a reminder for the need for inter-religious photography!

The Belfast Brigade (BB) drive up to a parked security British line of police-military vehicles standing in the road where the visiting monarchs (William and Kate) are walking by with cameras and shoot some water-guns filled with corrosive acid at the vehicle-tires before throwing some Molotov-cocktails in front of the vehicles to create street-fires just as Prince William and Kate are about to walk by the vehicles (so they remain unharmed!).

BELFAST BRIGADE (BB): We performed this minor British authorities vehicle hit in Northern Ireland for a hands-on message!

BELFAST GAZETTE: Apparently the 'message' delivered and post-deed riot incited revealed anti-monarchy sentiments.

BELFAST BRIGAGE (BB): Forms of historic anarchy-violence between Catholics-Protestants in Belfast remind us of poverty.

UK PARLIAMENT: Our hope is simply to protect the sanctity of sacred English monuments such as London Bridge in this 20th-annniversary commemoration year of 9/11...for world-journalism!

As Prince William and Kate depart from Belfast (Northern Ireland) thankfully unharmed by this strange guerrilla 'performance' by the elusive Belfast Brigade (BB), The Post announces the Sinn Fein invitation for continued Parliament negotiations regarding affirmative-action employment policy improvements in the troubled United Kingdom between the working-class Irish-Catholics and upper-class British-Protestants of the continent! This seems like diplomatic diarism indeed.