Homeland Security: FIRA

A Story by Abishai100

A jarring vignette about controlling forms of inter-religious insanity in the West, growing out of reactionary modern darkness.

A 9/11-commemorative Homeland Security and homegrown terrorism concern vignette inspired by the culture-medicine film Elephant. Hope you like it (it's really meaningful one to me!),

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My name is Leprechaun and I have a ghoulish tale to relate to you fine American friends. You know, Catholicism and Protestantism have been divided in the world Christian community for eras, despite being the two dominant denominations of the faith. However, in troubled Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), Catholic-Protestant schisms comprise socioeconomic disparity, governance dissatisfaction, IRA guerrilla-actions/terrorism, and British police-military frustrations/violence. The Irish resistance against British colonialism and Protestant presence for Catholic sovereignty has been around for centuries, but after the independence of mainland Ireland (Dublin) as a 'republic' and the partition of Northern Ireland (Belfast) as a demographically Protestant-majority controlled British 'territory' or province, escalations of anti-Protestant defiance/violence escalated with IRA recruits and Parliament/police failures to address this terrorism-police game of blood. The game in this strange American fable now extends to the United States in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11. Follow along please.

The target is a high-school in Boston (USA) where there's a strong Irish-Catholic population and a contingency of a new world group called the Foreign Irish Republican Army (FIRA), which recruits Catholic advocates of direct guerrilla-actions towards modern UK governance/policies, though some of the members aren't necessarily Irish. Well, FIRA is now recruiting in the United States while veiled under the political-advocacy social work mission with NORAID and Friends of Sinn Fein (which is the legal/political negotiation 'branch' of the IRA!), two psychotic guerrillas who're high-school aged and are going to carry out a massacre called Columbine in the name of worldwide media attention to the strangle-hold the British-Protestant regime has created in Catholic-minority populated Northern Ireland. This 'Columbine massacre' will force American politicians, especially Irish-American politicians, to address the reality that poverty/unemployment frustration related crime, terrorism, and violence in Catholic-dissatisfied Belfast is a clear sign of modern civilization inter-religious distancing.

The artworks/graffiti made by these two recruits of the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' happen to be Algerian-American brothers, Ajay/Amlan Satan, who're walking into the Boston (USA) high-school with two handguns and a backpack of bullets after being sneaked into the back-door of the school-building by a classmate who thinks they're going to meet him with the back-entrance unlocking scheme with disarmed metal-detectors just to transfer the classmate some marijuana. The Satan brothers have made themselves a special graffiti-art sticker to designate this secret/underground mission carried out on behalf of the Foreign Irish Republican Army! This is diabolical homegrown American terrorism in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11.

AMLAN SATAN: We're marching into the Boston school-building masked and shooting like crusaders sent by the Church.

AJAY SATAN: We'll keep shooting until we then flee to the police-station by bike and shoot at cops until we're shot dead.

The two FIRA-recruits are wielding two special handguns they were given through a secret shipment sent by FIRA underground from Belfast, Northern Ireland. There's some skirmish in the UK currently regarding recruitment around the world by both the IRA and the UVF (Protestant Ulster Volunteer Force) to create messages of shock-value inter-religious hellfire in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, to send ideas about inter-religious wrath/competition, but the role/mission of FIRA is to send a pre-emptive message with this 'Columbine massacre' that Catholic poverty/unemployment in Belfast takes a greater importance in this terrorism crusade.

NEWS REPORT: The Satan twins shot many people, students/teachers, Catholics-Protestants alike before being killed by cops.

UK PARLIAMENT: We won't tolerate this American mass-murder news-claim from the Catholic-minority it's poverty-driven!

FIRA: We're prepared to destabilize any/all civilian institutions to draw out the fact that Catholic poverty is neglected.

Sinn Fein, the legal/political 'branch' of the IRA, which constantly seeks peace-treaties with the British government in Northern Ireland, maintains that this frustration-mission of FIRA (Foreign Irish Republican Army) was created out of 'sheer panic' in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11, since the Irish-Catholic minority living in Belfast (Northern Ireland) were worried about the socioeconomic disparities and unemployment/poverty neglected by Parliament which was catalyzing forms of frustration-induced underworld piracy (e.g., blood-diamonds smuggling) and guerrilla-terrorism.

BRITISH MONARCHY: We maintain that if affirmative-action employment policies being negotiated with the Northern Irish through nonviolent Sinn Fein talks this year are still ineffective in ending pro-Catholic terrorism worldwide, we'll be forced to send the media-message that Catholic-terrorism and sectarian violence will be a stigma in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 and that no level of economic assistance and unemployment relief among the Irish-Catholic minority in Belfast today will suffice in ending this form of modern civilization evil.

Gerry Adams, leader of Sinn Fein, decided to pay a special diplomatic visit to the USA and attended a special commemorative Boston Celtics game during which he announced to the fans/crowd on TV that Catholics around the world will someday no longer suffer the humiliating stigma of terrorism-prosecutions, since inter-religious negotiations and cease-fires and peace-talks in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) will engender all kinds of socioeconomic reforms and affirmative-action employment/hiring assistance programs for the under-class Irish-Catholic minority who're simply unable to handle this sort of nation-state poverty. Adams added that someday, Sinn Fein hopes broadcasts of great Celtics game in the UK will excite the future-employed young Irish-Catholic men of troubled Belfast (Northern Ireland) who'll have clear alternatives to terrorism and crime --- naturally-cultivated modern era global commerce/capitalism and through sanitary media dollars!

BELFAST GAZETTE: Only time will tell if this sectarian hell between Catholics-Protestants will ever vanish from young eyes.

The Satan brothers were declared criminally-insane by the FBI and by British authorities who claimed/insisted that current Sinn Fein negotiations regarding poverty/unemployment policy reform and social assistance through thorough Parliament policy changes will have nothing to do with this sort of 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' hellfire/madness and that Gerry Adams has promised that this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11 will offer Western civilization the clear daylight-notion that unlike Israel-Palestine woes, Catholic-Protestant divides in Northern Ireland will never 'erase' sacred monuments to human excellence such as the World Trade Center and London Bridge!