Boondock Saints

A Story by Abishai100

A vigilante-fable about Catholic super-heroes in Boston (USA) in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11, offering some anti-crime doctoring.

A special Boston fable-dedication to the very unusual modern American folklore-film The Boondock Saints (Troy Duffy). Enjoy!

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Boston (USA) is a city of great traffic and pluralism and also crime and blood-diamond corruption, which is why we find the two vigilantes known as the Boondock Saints taking up arms as masked madmen who love incidentally Daredevil/Deadpool (Marvel Comics). Boston has become their ground for Catholic defense of the realm in this 20th-anniversary commemoration year of 9/11.

The corrupt American capitalism-baron, head of the Irish Mafia in Boston, Tom O'Meara, is a real villain in modern times. He's creating blood-diamond smuggling and underworld narcotics and bloody murder all in the name of piracy. That's why the heroic/valiant 'Boondock Saints' are set to take down this mastermind of urban anarchy, a real sorcerer of pain and lust.

The Boondock Saints are actually Algerian-Americans who converted to Catholicism after being moved by a special Eamon de Valera book comparing colonial resistance in Ireland to that of a non-Irish nation. The Boondock Saints are Amlan and Ajay Satan, both graduates of Dartmouth College (Ivy League) in New England and have in the past worked as mercenary-guerrillas tied to Friends of Sinn Fein in Northern Ireland, assisting in the derailing of corrupt official vehicle transports of blood-diamonds from North America (Boston). The Satan twins, the Boondock Saints, are now after the Boston mafia-man, Tom O'Meara in this modern Catholic crime-fable in 2021.

AMLAN SATAN: We'll get this gang prowling around Boston nights in the Halloween season.

AJAY SATAN: We'll be in maudlin costumes and wielding water-guns filled with acids, to burn the boots of bad-guys.

BOSTON GIRL: I love the 'Boondock Saints' for what they've given to us in Boston --- a real comic book hero-team!

The Boondock Saints make their autumn prayers in October as they prepare to wage this bloody street-war/crusade/mission against the Irish Mafia maniac O'Meara. They go to Sunday Mass and pray to Jesus that this deed doesn't 'sully' their vision of Catholic spirituality as a source of great personal peace and socialized happiness and true daydreams.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm leaving with my girlfriend Esha a pair of Irish-Indian design blend jewelry as collateral --- if I die.

AJAY SATAN: We're now versed in world literature and folk-media surrounding the resistance against aggressive tyranny.

The Boondock Saints go to work that Halloween season as Catholic vigilantes, carrying paperback copies of Daredevil/Deadpool in their backpockets and use an acid-gun to raid an armored truck paid by O'Meara and a corrupt official to transport blood-diamonds into a Boston bank --- headed for Northern Ireland!

BOSTON POLICE: When the 'Boondock Saints' offer us real highways to crime-detection, we appreciate the investigation track.

AJAY SATAN: I'm going to see a Celtics game and watch my girl, a cheerleader, do her thing before this war begins.

AMLAN SATAN: Let's take guns and hide them all over the city and do a pick-and-run game in the park and streets.

AJAY SATAN: We'll lure the goons of O'Meara's gang like a maze-runner adventure which'll end in arrests...or kill-shots.

BOSTON HERALD: It seems this string of mafia-henchmen street-arrests/killings signals the end of O'Meara's dominion.

However, O'Meara has an ace-card, a maniac manslayer with guns named Freedom who shows up with two revolvers and sabotage the Boondock Saints while they're walking home early morning after yet another night-raid in Boston, but still armed with a fair amount of salvaged bullets. The shoot-out is something out of a Western, except it's set in troubled Boston and appears to parallel something you might imagine goes on between the IRA and UVF in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). It was a firefight.

AMLAN SATAN: Time to retire home and sleep in victory, brother.

AJAY SATAN: Our gals will appreciate this endurance triumph in Boston.

AMLAN SATAN: God bless the inspiration folk-tales of Daredevil/Deadpool!

AJAY SATAN: Where else'd we'd find such Boston-home light-reading for crusade hearts?
AMLAN SATAN: God bless our Boston residence.

ESHA: You know, I don't have the right mind to leave you for all this mad-work, love, because I'm in love.

AMLAN: That's my prayer, always, always.

ESHA: It better be.

The heroic deeds of the Boondock Saints are honored by the Boston municipality which leads to a movie adaptation called Boondock Saints (starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon) who win the Oscar for best-original screenplay. Yay!