Lost Boys: Craivagon Flame

The outsider 'Lost Boys' in NI/UK create a strange 'jungle' display in 2021 to create employment dialogue, symbolic of dancing.

An offbeat tale of sectarian dive in the UK, a Western civilization 'depression' for this symbolic year, no? Enjoy, 

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Belfast (Northern Ireland) had suffered from generations of sectarian troubles between the Irish-Catholic minority population, frustrated by socioeconomic conditions unfavorable for upward mobility from the under-class/poverty, and the British-Protestant majority population, frustrated by living as descendants of English colonial settlers not fully integrated into Catholic Irish 'imagination' by the island neighboring governing England!

There had been many incarnations/factions of the inventive and sometimes terrifying guerrilla-terrorism group known as the 'Irish Republican Army' (IRA) which formed as resistance to the British-Protestant rule and UK Parliament policy unwilling to create Sinn Fein reform talks regarding socioeconomically-conditions improving affirmative-action employment policies for the Irish-Catholic minority population in Northern Ireland, including the Provisional IRA (PIRA), New IRA (NIRA), and the Foreign IRA (FIRA). These IRA groups had been met by forms of retaliatory aggressive majority-ruled British-Protestant majority rule forces such as police-military and the rogue agents of the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF), all of which had made the IRA more 'sentimental' towards capitalism-reform inspired Western civilization rebellion(s).

UK MAGAZINE: We doubt we fear the 'Irish Republican Army' in our awesome England, because they're faraway Peter Pans.

FIRA (Foreign Irish Republican Army): The sectarian combat between Catholics-Protestants represents the 'dogma' stand.

Therefore, amidst all this modern Western civilization sectarian 'anti-drama' formed a new 'rogue' faction of FIRA called the Lost Boys, all of whom had grown up in the forests or near them, all over Europe and weren't necessarily Irish in heritage/origin but became or were born Catholics. The Lost Boys were led by a lead-pirate from Algeria named Satan who'd taught them all how to survive in primal environments and 'jungles' as thinking dreamers and daredevils.

SATAN (Lost Boys): We'll develop sentimental diagrams about living and roughing it in the forests of Northern Ireland!

Would this be yet another horrible chapter in the Catholic-Protestant sectarian 'saga' in Western civilization, now involving this inventive new 'organization' called the Lost Boys (led by Satan)? The Lost Boys were for example blamed for the bombing of an abandoned store building in Belfast where ex-agents of the IRA and UVF liked to meet and shop together in peace! This building was destroyed late-at-night, after it was closed for the day.

SATAN (Lost Boys): We're tired of all this distracting explosion-media and will plan a new campaign in Northern Ireland jungle.

SHELLEY (Lost Boys): We'll be sure this new campaign in the jungle of Northern Ireland creates right reform-dialogue.

MARTINE (Lost Boys): We're not all male, despite our force-name, but we're all committed to inter-religious reforms.

ANGELS (Lost Boys): I'm just the waitress at a local Belfast restaurant/pub which caters to some visiting Lost Boys patriots.

SHAWN (Lost Boys): We'll drive a stolen/hijacked petrol-truck from a British Petroleum station into a jungle by Belfast.

BRITISH MINISTER: The long history of resistance to British governance has only created images of heartbreaking capitalism!

SATAN (Lost Boys): We'll arm ourselves with toy guns filled with corrosive acid to perform the truck-hijack and drive.

The Lost Boys opted not to strike at the heart building of Belfast (Northern Ireland) governance-security and instead opted for this new 'jungle' campaign during the time when there was a special British ministry media-driven event involving the transportation of symbolic Brussels 'diamonds' for a clean-coal factory in Northern Ireland located by a jungle, and the Lost Boys took photos of this left-alone Belfast building for a postcard-prints for a post-mission mailing to the Gazette.

Once more, FIRA and the Lost Boys were blamed for a new problem in Northern Ireland involving the fire in a power-plant, but they insisted once more they'd nothing to do with this mission and were involved in this 'jungle' campaign drawn for more media-chatter about capitalism-reforms regarding energy labors and employment.

LOST BOYS: We're going to light this jungle in flames and send notice to the British Forest Rangers to put it out in time.

SATAN (Lost Boys): This is an ideal forest-themed protest, and the jungle-fire won't be long enough to create total panic.

UK MAGAZINE: This 'forest-fire' is a new signpost in the requirement for immediate Sinn Fein cures to socioeconomic angst.

SATAN (Lost Boys): Now this mission is complete/successful, we're going snowboarding at the Craivagon slopes in NI.

BRITISH MINISTER: If the Lost Boys think they're 'little princes' of the mountains, we shall see if they have capital-dowry.

BELFAST GAZETTE: Are people finally doubting the neglect of Sinn Fein in modern talks about UK fortune-distributions?

"There's no defiance of status-quo without focus on the flames of disengagement" (Lost Boys)!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)