Knight-Rider (Boston)

Amlan Satan is the Boston vigilante known as 'Knight-Rider' and drives his computerized talking-car (KITT) and tackles a demon named Toe.

A fun TV-fanfiction inspired by the iconic 1980s action-adventure series Knight Rider (NBC), starring the terrific David Hasselhoff. Enjoy, 

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Boston (USA) is a city of great intrigue, traffic, schools/universities, Irish underworld stories about various foreign intrigue such as blood-diamond smugglers, and of course a special vigilante.

The vigilante is an ex-cop Amlan Satan, who calls himself the Knight-Rider. Satan drives a special re-engineered talking black TransAm with computerized weapons and smoke-screens. Satan is the Knight-Rider and is after a special underworld ghoul who's using blood-diamond piracy to justify the kidnapping of the daughter of the head of Friends of Humanity which is currently working with a UK Parliament initiative to use affirmative-action employment reform negotiations to improve sectarian relations between the Irish-Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority population in Northern Ireland. Satan, the Knight-Rider, is after this Boston underworld blood-diamond ghoul who's kidnapped the daughter of FOH, Shelbye O'Meara. The Knight-Rider is determined and focused and a 'nerdist' of Eastern democracy.

KNIGHT-RIDER: I want to bring Bostonians a sense of fresh-air in this time of Coronavirus endurance in the United States!

He's been driving around in his computerized talking re-engineered fast-car TansAm, which he's named KITT. KITT informs him that the ghoul responsible for the kidnapping of Shelbye O'Meara, the underworld pirate known as Toe, is lurking around moving around office to office with his blood-diamond boxes, transferring them to corrupt investors/officials. Knight-Rider and KITT prowl around Boston day-and-night looking for Toe.

KNIGHT-RIDER: I think Ms. O'Meara is somewhere tied up in a Boston abandoned warehouse, good buddy!

KITT: I say we trek around the areas surrounding every possible abandoned warehouse to find this girl, Satan.

Finally, Knight-Rider (Satan) and KITT track the evil Toe to a nice suburban house and wait outside until morning and watch him drive to the abandoned warehouse, right before Knight-Rider hops out of the TransAm (KITT) and takes photos of Toe's secret/temporary Boston residence.

TOE: You found me, you roaming vigilante b*****d.

SATAN: You gotta problem with vigilantes in Boston, Toe?
TOE: The vigilante is either an ex-cop or a now-fool.

SATAN: I'm not an incumbent politician and I want Ms. O'Meara.

TOE: I'll race ya for her...in your computer TransAm.

Toe and Knight-Rider race each other, and KITT warns Satan as he's driving too fast to keep a good eye on Toe as he drives his own nitro-pumped Mustang white racing-car. However, Toe is swerved off the 'race-track' by Knight-Rider and has his car dive into the river and drowns. Knight-Rider (Satan) delivers the relieved/rescued Ms. Shelbye O'Meara back to the hands of the FOH president who's relieved greatly as he's trying to sort out this madness so he can continue negotiations between FOH and the new world group 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) which is working with ceasing blood-diamond traffic between North America and Northern Ireland.

KNIGHT-RIDER: That evil Toe would've burned the city down to ashes and deliver its soul to hell.

KITT: Imagine what he'd do if he got to the United Kingdom with his blood-diamonds, Satan.

KNIGHT-RIDER: I don't wanna imagine.

KITT: Did you hear they're making a comic book inspired by your vigilante-deeds in Boston, Amlan?

KNIGHT-RIDER: I'm sure it'll be a hoot, good buddy.

KITT: I think you need to find a nice girl in Boston, Amlan...and retire.

KNIGHT: Maybe I need to read this comic book.

Knight-Rider buys an MKX video-game and adopts the martial-arts chubby warrior avatar Bo' Rai Cho in online tourneys and chats about the 'nature' of modern warriors and happens to find a female fan of MKX (Tina) who's impressed with Satan's 'unusual' selection of the offbeat antihero Bo' as his fighting-avatar.

KNIGHT-RIDER: Maybe all this combat's made me lonely, somewhat.
TINA: I had a feeling, the way you talked about the 'aura' of Bo' that you're obsessed.

KNIGHT-RIDER: Maybe I just need a nice bottle of wine and some good classical music!
TINA: What you need is a 'normal' Valentine's Day, Satan.

KNIGHT-RIDER: I just might find that, Tina.

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