Peter Pan: Lost Boys (UK)

A tale of underworld intrigue/adventure, set in troubled Northern Ireland, and staged by sword-poets called 'Lost Boys' for dives.

A super-adventure in the modern UK involving Interpol, blood-diamonds, and Peter Pan. 

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A team of Interpol-relations agents formed the underground world-group loosely titled the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) and were assigned the odious task of infiltrating baron blood-diamond piracy-smuggling transports into already economically-troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). Blood-diamonds are warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to finance crime-syndicates and underworld activities, and Interpol's been cracking down on this commerce-sullying global activity of late in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11, when anti-capitalism terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center (NYC).

The F-IRA is composed of three young men, Algerian-Americans, one half-Asian, who have family-heritage relations to the Algerian anticolonial resistance movement in the 20th Century. F-IRA members, Amlan/Marcus/Raki, call themselves the 'Lost Boys' (modeled/nicknamed after the JM Barrie novel about the fantasy-adventure flying-boy swordsman Peter Pan and his team of merry young lad adventurers called Lost Boys!).

Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is the captain of F-IRA and calls himself Peter Pan. He and his 'Lost Boys' (Marcus and Raki) find sociocultural 'wind' from the JM Barrie novel about Peter Pan and his sword-quest against the tyranny of encamped evildoers. 'Peter Pan' (Amlan) and his 'Lost Boys' (Marcus/Raki) consider this blood-diamond infiltration adventure in the UK (Northern Ireland) a crusade against the tyranny of modern corrupt capitalism-barons like Baron Ion who're moving piracy-gems from Sierra Leone (conflict-zones) into Northern Ireland.

Belfast (Northern Ireland) in the UK is challenged by sectarian conflicts between the Irish-Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority population (descended from generations of English colonial settlers) who're frustrated by socioeconomic disparities between the two co-residing culture-groups in modern times. Sinn Fein (the legal/political 'branch' of the radical/guerrilla 'Irish Republican Army' or 'IRA') is negotiating with UK Parliament for concise 'affirmative-action employment assistance reform program' policies in sectarian-troubled Belfast (UK) to ease tensions between street Catholic groups (IRA) and street retaliation Protestant gangs (UVF) who're giving British police/military proverbial headaches and generating headlines of endless Western civilization anarchy/violence, even in this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11. 'Peter Pan' (Amlan) and his 'Lost Boys' (Marcus/Raki) seek to infiltrate the blood-diamond drenched troubled city of Belfast (Northern Ireland) to offer the Catholic-Protestant men a way out of 'piracy imagination' and into the 'governance-arms' of sane employment conducive economics/lifestyle bridges to coexistence...and peace. Peter Pan and his Lost Boys of the Interpol-relations group F-IRA, all bright pirates themselves actually, are now headed to Belfast.

'PETER PAN' (Amlan Satan): We'll coordinate IRA/UVF street-activity to coordinate a blood-diamond hijacking of Baron Ion.

The 'Lost Boys of UK' will be using iconic toy water-guns, inserted with thin glass tubes in the shooting-piston, filled with corrosive acid, to burn through the Belfast Bank safe-box belonging to the smuggling baron Ion. The F-IRA mission should generate headlines that Northern Ireland residents/newsmakers won't tolerate neglected underworld piracy/blood-diamond activity in a time when economics-talks in UK Parliament are generating the key-notes in inter-religious coexistence!

'PETER PAN' (Amlan Satan): Perhaps we're drawing incredible inspiration from the folk-tales behind Catholic-Protestant life.

UK MAGAZINE: Sinn Fein negotiations regarding 'affirmative-action employment policy' in Northern Ireland are democratic.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond traffic today threatens the entire world diamond exchange/market and threatens capitalism.

Firstly, the 'Lost Boys of UK' travel to an alternate city of blood-diamond traffic/smuggling where Baron Ion moves his piracy-gems from Sierra Leone into Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). That alternate city is Brussels (Belgium), which has loosely become a sort of 'baron-silo' for temporary storage of blood-diamonds from Sierra Leone.

The Lost Boys perform a daring diamond-heist of Baron Ion's blood-diamonds from a Brussels bank safe-box area costumed as diamond-merchants and wielding their acid-guns revealed to the escorting guardsman inside the safe-box area. They then switch some of these blood-diamonds belonging to Baron Ion with equally-valued legitimate 'overground' clean diamonds at a Brussels diamond store before heading to Belfast.

'PETER PAN' (Amlan Satan): We're taking an Aer Lingus flight from Belgium to Ireland to meet with some Interpol-relations!

When they arrive in Catholic Dublin (Ireland), they transfer some of their diamond-assets for some fake diamonds and Swiss account deposits before taking a train into Belfast (Northern Ireland) where they'll convene with IRA diplomats who're working alongside Sinn Fein leaders during these affirmative-action employment reform talks in Parliament.

'PETER PAN' (Amlan Satan): We meet with pals in Belfast and take in the troubled but idyllic Western street-lights.

Amlan ('Storm-Shadow') meets a gorgeous half-British, half-Irish (but Catholic) woman named Shelley Connors in Belfast and falls in love. He tells her about some of his Interpol-works and blood-diamond 'studies' and promises her a future life of sanity...perhaps in Colorado (USA).

Connors works at Belfast Books as a store-clerk/assistant and lives with her mother Emory. That's where Amlan met Shelley, while buying a rare edition of JM Barrie's Peter Pan. Will this unusual tale have a normal happy ending?

F-IRA (Lost Boys): We track the traffic of Baron Ion's activities and coordinate the street-gangs so we work like a team in Belfast at night and make sure that the corrupt baron's not infiltrating our team-activities with defecting 'inside-men' like ex-IRA or ex-UVF, so as to orchestrate a brilliant Belfast media adventure.

Now, we all know Catholic-Protestant divisions in the world have been seen for ages and throughout civilizations/nations/areas, but in troubled Northern Ireland of the United Kingdom, this old story is all about socioeconomic disparities, unemployment frustrations, angst terrorism/anarchy, gang-warfare, and retaliation brute-force, dividing the two world's dominant denominations of the Christian faith in modern Western civilization.

AMLAN ('Storm-Shadow'): As 'Peter Pan' of this Baron Ion blood-diamond hijacking, we'll ensure more street-trust between the Irish Republican Army and the Ulster Volunteer Force, since that's the ideal way to infiltrate this underworld of commerce-negotiation threatening pirate/crime activity as 'guerrilla' laborers of capitalism diplomacy!

Fortunately, the messengers/representatives of the IRA and UVF are equally interested in somehow finding a way to work together at least temporarily to usurp Baron Ion's 'dominion' in Northern Ireland (UK) despite their separate years of street-rallies of distinct Catholic-Protestant colors/masks!

The recent/rendition unit of the UVF wear all black sweaters and blue denim. Peter Pan and his Lost Boys of UK assemble an ad-hoc bilateral force of IRA/UVF monitors who'll be looking at potential Baron Ion blood-diamond smugglers-vehicles/trucks coming in from the Northern Ireland countryside and into the challenged streets of Belfast.

F-IRA: We've coordinated a major strike on a blood-diamond transport car of Baron Ion by a Belfast hotel, good for media.

Peter Pan and his Lost Boys then walk into the Belfast Bank costumed as 'theater-thespians' (in mask/costume!) wielding toy water-guns ('acid-guns') as street-performance props and show off their diamonds and request iPhone-snapshots of the bank's safe-box area. Once escorted into the safe-box area by the single guardsman (Leo), the Lost Boys of UK reveal their water-guns are actually filled with acid and burn through Baron Ion's safe-box and swap his piracy-gems with less valuable transferred diamonds from their Brussels maneuver. They tell the guardsman Leo (who's been ordered thus far to dance in front of the security-camera!) to tell the manager/media, "These theatrical 'Lost Boys' swapped Baron Ion's diamonds with other valuable diamonds in some apparent 'prepaid media stunt' for street-news dialogue about possible blood-diamond dangers in troubled Northern Ireland!" Peter Pan (Aman Satan) then takes a 'Halloweentime selfie' with his handy-dandy iPhone for a Net-blog in Belfast about the 'intrigue' surrounding theatrical media-seizures in this time of great diamond-dyes.

BARON ION: If this media-detection turns out to be some 'rogue' vandal-stunt tied to IRA/UVF, British police-military are required to offer my serious Euro-holdings in Northern Ireland (UK) a greater sense of intercontinental diagonals!

"Dreams do come true, if only we wish hard enough. You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it" (Peter Pan, JM BArrie).

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