The FIRA Dolls: UK Demo

A Story by Abishai100

A legendary 9/11-anniversary dot about blood-diamond UK intrigue involving an inventive underground traffic-team resembling the Lost Boys!

A UK blood-diamond vignette for this 9/11-anniversary year, inspired by The Bank Job! Enjoy,

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In this 20th-anniversary of 9/11, when anti-Western terrorists destroyed the commerce-symbolic World Trade Center (NYC), we might find inspiration from a network-intrigue intelligence-agent(s) folk-tale such as the one I'm about to relate to you now. Think of the trauma of 9/11 and why it engendered a sudden global fascination with modern intelligence-warfare, and you'll find the delight of this gem of a story.

The Foreign Irish Republican Army ('FIRA') is composed of multiple members, not Irish but Catholic in faith, and working as Interpol-relations intelligence-agents to destabilize and interrupt 'blood-diamond' (conflict-zone gems mined by warlords in Africa/Europe used to finance modern crime-syndicates) traffic/smuggling into already-troubled sectarian Northern Ireland (UK), where commerce-and-socioeconomics negotiations between Sinn Fein (the legal/political 'branch' of the IRA) and Parliament require diligence regarding 'normal' street capitalism. FIRA members seek to use underground 'street-language' and graffiti to dismantle the socialized 'intrigue' with blood-diamond piracy luring young men (Catholics/Protestants) away from standard/legitimate forms of employment in the UK. FIRA agents are using folk-language to fight this intellectual modern post-9/11 war, and they don't mind looking like proverbial 'action' kids of the comic book ghetto.

FIRA: We'll be using special globalism computer modeling to penetrate/interrogate blood-diamond maze-networks now.

The FIRA 'team' will have to be using special theater-prop toy water-uzis, which will actually be filled with corrosive acid for a special blood-diamond bank robbery of a UK bank with safe-boxes belonging to the warlord/baron Goldfinger.

The three master-planners of FIRA are Amlan, Marcus, and Raki who'll be performing the actual diamond-heist of Goldfinger's safe-box in the UK using masks/costumes and their signature water-uzis to prevent the piracy-gems from crossing into troubled Northern Ireland (UK).

AMLAN: We'll walk in costumed as special theater-team members, claiming to be part of a Goldfinger story!

MARCUS: We'll request safe-box photos of the 'Goldfinger bank' for media presentations conducive for the bank itself.

RAKI: Our theatricality will veil our Interpol-relations 'agenda' to illuminate this baron as a modern-day Captain Hook.

AMLAN: Maybe we'll be like Peter Pan and his Lost Boys themselves!

MARCUS: Maybe.

The other FIRA team members, mostly women, will be serving as distraction and fake-hostages for the blood-diamond heist by posing as customers, new customers, or newly-hired bank tellers. These women will scream-and-shout to give the impression that obeying the will of the FIRA bank-robbers is the safest plan to avoid unnecessary tremors during the heist.

FIRA: We take our 'club' mission/motto from old images and history-photos of Cossacks/Gypsies working against tyrants.

The FIRA team with Interpol-relations for this UK blood-diamond work-fable have even offered their own special motto-insignia for a club-anonymized Net-blog about the role they're playing as an 'infiltration-unit' designed to expose piracy-gem traffic as a serious post-9/11 threat to the vitality of globalism commerce...and peace.

AMLAN: We'll take the London metro to the bank in the United Kingdom and hop back on after the heist to an Interpol-hub!

UK MAGAZINE: If this 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' claims Interpol-info with baron-control with piracy-gems, we're saved.

The UK bank the FIRA team will rob containing Goldfinger's blood-diamonds (from Sierra Leone) is something out of a movie, so the security is quite impressive, which is why this orchestrated plan/scheme is absolutely essential to the mission itself. Marcus takes photos of the bank prior to heist-day.

RAKI: We'd like a personal meeting with the bank manager to explain the nature of our theatrical costumes today!

Once they're escorted inside the safe-box area of the big vault-room of the impressive UK bank, they reveal to the single escorting guardsman their theater-prop water-guns are filled with acid and instruct him (Leo!) to dance in front of the security-camera while Amlan burns a hole into Goldfinger's safe box (#445) with his 'acid-gun' and swaps the blood-diamonds with fakes hidden in the soles of his shoes, while Marcus/Raki stand around the dancing/blocking guardsman.

They walk out of the safe-box room and instruct the guardsman (Leo) to remain inside while they take hostages inside the bank main lobby to escape the bank. They tell Leo to inform the manager this is all an elaborate Interpol-relations 'maneuver' designed to create media-commentaries by Goldfinger himself regarding the 'intrigue' surrounding modern gem-traffic in Europe from Africa. The guardsman is stunned and has to obey.

The FIRA bank robbery team with Interpol-relations take their own FIRA women-members (the fake hostages) and one of the tellers who's a FIRA female member to calm the customer-personnel crowd as they're greeted by two policewomen outside the front entrance (who're actually costumed FIRA members!) and proceed to the London metro-station. They make their way to the Interpol-hub where they transfer the Goldfinger blood-diamonds for commission-assets for their Zurich account for future work if it should be needed.

GOLDFINGER: I honestly don't understand what this Interpol-media theater has to do with my current diamond charity-work!

FIRA: Baron Goldfinger, like other diamond barons in Europe, may deny their links to capitalism-corruption, but not Interpol.

One of the female FIRA members who served during the UK blood-diamond bank heist posts a photo of herself in a lavish MK-combat costume and comments, "Don't women have a role in this post-9/11 atmosphere/environment to contribute to this 'inventive landscape' of wrought anti-capitalism magic?"