Dead Presidents

An offbeat tale of a dastardly Chicago thief who's staging a special tune of heist for media-debate.

A Chicago blood-diamond James Bond comparable modern-day heist tale, inspired by the cool American film Dead Presidents. Thanks for reading, 

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Chicago is the Windy City and home of the Cubs/Bears/Bulls and it's where a master-thief is staging a blood-diamond heist of a corrupt continental baron's piracy gems from a bank safe-box. Chicago reflects the modern-day imagination about the bond-prints imagery of 'dead presidents' reminding us of the haunting face of capitalism's designs.

The master-thief is Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) who wants to use a bag full of toy water-guns filled with corrosive acid to create the right media 'note' for drawing out the baron's involvement in dangerous activity stretching between British Columbia and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

Storm-Shadow is taking blood-diamonds and Irish notes/bills and bonds from the safe-box in the Chicago bank belonging to this corrupt capitalism-baron (Goldfinger).

STORM-SHADOW: I'm not sure yet what disguise to use for this blood-diamond heist in the Windy City...a pirate?

Now, Satan's used special disguises before, and for blood-diamond heists in the UK such as the ones in Belfast and London in recent year, but now he's gotta decide if a special previously-used costume is the right one to repeat for this blood-diamond heist in the Windy City, and his disguises have always re-presented a general social focus on the infiltration possible with the right method of financial institution deformation.

Well, it's looking like this bank robber will use a special mask/costume to present himself as a street-artist seeking photos of the bank safe-box area and then reveal his theater-prop water-guns are filled with acid.

BANK GUARDSMAN: All we knew was this strange 'artist' wanted to draw out Goldfinger media comments about our bank!

Storm-Shadow did as he planned and was escorted inside the safe-box area of the vault-room of the Windy City bank on heist-day and swapped Goldfinger's Sierra Leone pirate-gems with toy gems in his pocket and told the press the Interpol-relations blood-diamond magnification was done to deter piracy-tracks heading into already-troubled areas like Northern Ireland, making this bank-heist symbolic of special messaging about capitalism's gold.

BANK MANAGER: It was strange the way this 'thief-artist' chose to single out Goldfinger as linked to safe-box dowries.

STORM-SHADOW: After making Interpol-transfers, I hopped onto a new airline for my media campaign about gem-photos.

It's no wonder at all that Storm-Shadow took Goldfinger's blood-diamonds, bonds, and Irish notes from the Windy City bank safe-box, all for the express-purpose of creating some sort of media-wash about the dangers of modern piracy-distraction. Was this the real-life James Bond?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)