Peter/Hook: The Double-Contest!

The flying Peter and adversary Hook must engage a 'double-contest' for the ship of hearts (Candy/Sarena) in a tale of design!

An adaptation of Peter Pan, which I thought I'd offer after feeling a bit of holiday-season Hook (Robin Williams) family-values magic. 

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Peter Pan is the flying-boy of a magical fantastic 'outer-world' called Neverland but's plagued by a nemesis with a hook-hand and devilish mind named Captain James Hook. Peter Pan wants to outshine Hook in a special game involving two lovely damsel-maidens who're traveling from faraway (Earth). However, Peter/Hook both consider this 'double-contest' a challenge of wits...and weather!

Peter/Hook agree that the winner of the affections of the two damsel-maidens (Candy/Sarena) will afford them special magical gems from the volcano of Neverland called Dartmouth. He who wins the heart of Candy/Sarena will obtain these magical gems which have the power to make someone much taller...or shorter!

Candy is a Native-woman of great sensory appeal and physical beauty, while Sarena is a fantastic woman in the world of cyber-storytelling on Earth. Both are fit emotionally/imaginatively, and both Peter/Hook consider them 'trophy' matches for a Neverland contest-festival about rock-climbing. However, Peter Pan hopes to take Candy/Sarena on a sailing trip, unlike Hook who wishes to see them become servant-slaves on his pirate-ship.

PETER: I deserve Candy/Sarena, because I'll take them sailing!
HOOK: Forget it, Pan; I shall feast them on expensive wines.
PETER: Your pirate-ship is a ghost-vessel for vanities, James Hook!
HOOK: You're a flying-boy of childish dreams, not manly ambition.
PETER: I'll wager I can win Candy/Sarena, while you'll keep your pirate vanity!
HOOK: How's that, Pan?
PETER: I can keep Candy/Sarena in a natural state of sailing, no concern to your pirate-loft!
HOOK: How's that, Pan?
PETER: I wager, James Hook, your pirate-ship is but a rowing-tower of great bounty!
HOOK: How's that, Pan?
PETER: Me thinks your 'pirate-ship' is a water-vessel for simple 'manly' ventures, Hook!
HOOK: How's that, Pan?
PETER: I can take Candy/Sarena sailing in a simple joy-trip for the mind...not blood!
HOOK: How's that, Pan?
PETER: Candy/Sarena are my trophies, while the bold pirate-oceans remain your...danger!
HOOK: Perhaps you're right.
PETER: However, badly James Hook, I imagine you delight in doodling sail-boats, which I like too!
HOOK: Good enough.

Peter took the lovely Earth-damsels/maidens (Candy/Sarena) with him on his simple and happy sailing-boat, while the badly James Hook, captain of evil/darkness, resorted/consented to yet another dark-seas adventure on his grand and defiantly evil pirate-ship. Thus ended yet another engagement between two 'legendary' mighty lords of eternity. However, this one involving the two damsel-maidens Candy/Sarena oddly resulted in a fair game about 'double-contested'...design.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)