![]() Simon/Simon: Cheerleader(s) Dr.A Story by Abishai100![]() The two great American crime-detectives for hire (Simon and Simon) tackle a homegrown terrorist ('Jem') who threatens Seatle cheerleader(s) diamond(s).![]()
I'm signing off with a football-heroics tale fanfiction inspired by Simon & Simon.
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==== Seattle (Washington) is where the two iconic American crime-detectives for hire named Simon and Simon are working to resolve a very symbolic case for US history involving threats to the celebrated gorgeous Seahawks (football) cheerleader(s). ![]() SIMON: We're 'nerdists' of American civilization, but this case gives me goosebumps, buddy! SIMON: No fooling; the threats to the Seahawks cheerleader(s) really symbolizes our 'quest' for justice. ![]() Now, Simon and Simon are quite intelligent crime-detectives for hire working in modern-day Seattle and are consenting to play this 'dark' game of chess-wits with their newest adversary, a homegrown American terrorist named 'Jem' who wants to pose this anti-society threat to the Seahawks cheerleader(s), requiring Simon and Simon to cast some extra-ordinary infiltration(s) intelligence(s). ![]() Now, football in America is considered quite an important sport. It generates the most revenue(s), and Super Bowl ads/endorsements go through the figurative roof every year! In addition, college-football offers American audiences/fans/investors incredible images of very culturally-symbolic teams like Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Miami Hurricanes national limelight(s). While soccer is the most dominant marketed/profitable/broadcast sport on the global stage, with the World Cup soccer tourney being the 'highlight' of international sports after the Olympics, American football is the most ornamented national-cultural spotlighted sports-social activity in America. ![]() After 9/11, when anti-Western terrorists destroyed the commerce-symbolic World Trade Center (NYC) with hijacked crashed passenger airplanes, the world became 'on-edge' about the quality of new millennium angst towards American culture/capitalism. This however didn't disturb the 'pageantry' of American football media and Super Bowl ad-presentations year-after-year. Nevertheless, perhaps 9/11 made Americans feel more 'quarantined' in their peculiar cultural preference(s) for American football! ![]() The Seahawks of Seattle had already won the Super Bowl title in the new millennium and were considered a top-notch resurrected team since the days of Steve Largent in the 20th Century. This is why the homegrown terrorist 'Jem' wants to target the Seahawks cheerleader(s). ![]() JEM: Super Bowl ads are capitalism-bias, and the Seahawks cheerleader(s) will become my 'dolls' of terror-dollar(s)! ![]() SIMON: We'll stake-out the Seahawks home-games in the stadium parking-lot(s) before/after each game! SIMON: I suspect our 'bad friend' Jem will show up in a kidnapping-van to scoop up one of the cheerleaders as prey. ![]() When Jem showed up in a diamond-merchant van in the Seahawks stadium parking-lot before a game against the LA Rams, Simon and Simon correctly identified this terrorist-van and arrested the psychopath. He had fake diamonds in his van which he intended to use to lure one of the Seahawks cheerleaders into a ransom-game of post-9/11 era depression! ![]() JEM: How'd you catch me, you rascals? SIMON/SIMON: We thought you'd show-up at the pre-game parking lot(s). JEM: You understand why I targeted the cheerleader(s)? SIMON/SIMON: Perhaps you 'categorized' them as terrorism-Rapunzels? JEM: Indeed, they are 'damsels' of the modern consumerism/media bias, detectives! SIMON/SIMON: What do they have to do with 9/11, American psycho? JEM: Super Bowl ads are synonymous with capitalism myopia. SIMON/SIMON: American football continues to be a 'hallmark' of the national dream(s). JEM: Yet, football remains a 'purely' American investment, no? SIMON/SIMON: Well, it's soccer that generates more media outside America, of course. JEM: So, you see that American football is rather...American. SIMON/SIMON: So, you're targeting America for the Super Bowl capitalism detention(s)? JEM: Precisely; these cheerleaders are Rapunzels of the Apocalypse. SIMON/SIMON: We suppose you believe that you're a 'dragon' of interception(s)? JEM: I'm the 'dragon' of sports-media piracy, detectives. SIMON/SIMON: To rescue 'Rapunzel' from your fire(s), we endorse the 'liberty' of dollar(s). JEM: What is the dollar? SIMON/SIMON: It's the 'sword' against the fascism of dictated socialization! JEM: I suppose then that your 'rescue' of the Seahawks cheerleader(s) was a 'portrait' of a crusade? SIMON/SIMON: Indeed, our Seattle-deed was a 'sign' of the 'valor' of pure capitalism-chivalry. With these American cheerleaders rescued from the clutches of this depressing American psycho (Jem), Simon and Simon cemented themselves as perfect 'messengers' of the liberties of new era media/consumerism activity directed to form the crucible of Western civilization capitalism (e.g., Super Bowl ads) dancing. ![]() SIMON: This was our most heroic feat yet, buddy! SIMON: I agree; these Seahawks cheerleaders represent the very best of American diaries. ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2022 Abishai100 |
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Added on February 23, 2022 Last Updated on February 23, 2022 Tags: Sports Fable, Fanfiction AuthorAbishai100NJAboutStudent/Minister; Hobbies: Comic Books, Culinary Arts, Music; Religion: Catholic; Education: Dartmouth College more..Writing
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