The Faerie Gin

A special college-football school may offer its cheerleader 'angels' to become guardians of a new forest-mysticism for detention.

An homage to classic mysticism, wed to modern sports-culture/media, inspired loosely by FairyTale: A True Story. Signing off, 

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A magical painting of fairies (tiny winged humanoids of the forest said to possess powers of optimism and omens!) appeared on the campus of an iconic college-football school in North America (Western civilization).

The discoverer of the magical painting, Amlan Satan, had been a linguistics professor at the American university as well as the assistant-coach and offensive-coordinator of the college-football team (Trojans) while writing a special work on the nature of fairy (or 'faerie') incantation(s) superstition(s) in the new era of 'digitized compu-USA dollars' creating a metaphysical vacuum for more expressive nature-wonder tales of immortality.

These students of the iconic college-football team would unwittingly become part of a national 'fabric' for the defense of fairies/faeries. The college-football team's 'cheerleaders' (uniformed female band-music complementing field-sports 'dancers' choreographing team-spirit performance(s) design(s)) would unwittingly become 'faerie-defenders' in a new continental/Western academic 'language' for pro-nature dowries!

Well, the team's cheerleader(s) had a quite proud/honored/celebrated 'tradition' or 'custom' of uniforming/dressing up its 'doll-ladies' of the football game so as to create field-views on the splendor of school choreography. Perhaps this reveals why these iconic/symbolic 'cheerleaders' would become guardians of the fae/fairies. Cheerleader(s)-families composed portraits of multi-generational views on the quality of developed community values!

CHEERLEADERS: We'll defend the 'fae' from the 'natural onslaught' of civilization advancement into Western forests!

To believe that a sports-cheerleader at a random if iconic American college-football school/university may somehow become 'wed' to the guardianship of fairy-lore is somehow 'normal' given the school's natural popularity or appeal, but to think that these cheerleaders would have to become the frontline of nature-defenses is almost shocking. However, it's all true.

AMLAN SATAN (Professor/Coach): We're distributing fae-books/write-ups to all fans/members of the team's society this year.

Will this 'academic crusade' flourish at this symbolic American university in Western civilization? Will sightings of fae prompted by the museum-storage of the Satan-discovered fairy-artwork prompt more ideas regarding cheerleaders serving as field-guardians of mysticism-dollars? Well, these questions could be answered if we simply focus on the basic fascination with Earth's strange detention. Amlan Satan believes in fairies.

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