Calgary Heat

A Story by Abishai100

A fable about an eccentric 'inside-man' whose blood-diamond vigilante-deed may set some 'cool-tides' about modern gem-distribution journalism...and optimism!

A blood-diamond fable set in Calgary and inspired loosely by The Saint (Val Kilmer)!

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Captain Satan was an eccentric Eastern European who always rode the bus to-and-fro in Calgary and mostly to the ice-hockey games which made him a 'celebrity' fan, and he'd always talk with his strange accent to the Thai-driver (bus) Raki about a fabulous diamond-heist of the National Bank safe-box belonging to corrupt Baron Goldfinger.

RAKI: He always tells me of this funny Goldfinger-heist everytime he gets on my Calgary-route and sits up front to talk to me.

It was rumored that Captain Satan was some kind of displaced royal from Eastern Europe and carried a strange/adorable black-and-white photo of what he claimed was his baby-pic, but since he always wore hats and masks and glasses, no one really paid heed on Raki's Calgary bus what he looked like now or then. They just took him for a 'Crimean' eccentric!

He walked into the Calgary bank with the same usual get-up (hat/mask/sunglasses) with a toy water-gun inserted with a thin glass tube in the shooting-piston filled with hot acid and claimed he was part of a Goldfinger Calgary Circus show and wanted photos of the guardsman taking photos of him burning a hole into the baron's safe-box and swapping his 'rumored' blood-diamonds with toy-gems which were insured and therefore part of a prepaid media-stunt, which the guardsman agreed alongside the bank manager, convinced Goldfinger would pay for the tiny hole made in the safe-box inside the legendary Calgary bank.

CAPTAIN SATAN: The whole job was fun and short-timed, and Leo took photos of me swapping the diamonds for toy-gems!

Captain Satan walked out the Calgary bank with $20M worth of Goldfinger's Sierra Leone blood-diamond which were otherwise going to already economically-complex Northern Ireland. He then made an Interpol-office(s) relations exchange before hopping on his usual Raki-bus towards the airport, this time claiming he'd 'achieved' the job he'd always chatter with him about during his bus-rides. He even showed Raki (driver) the photo of the bank exterior!

RAKI: He took me drinking me and got me so drunk that I blurted to the waitress after Satan departed that I'd do the heist!

GOLDFINGER: You're 'certain' this drunken bus-driver was confident he'd achieve this gem-heist of my safe-box that day?
WAITRESS: It's all he kept saying, and he was drunk and kept saying, "I got the idea from an eccentric-loon passenger!"

DIARY (Goldfinger): I think this entire media-theater was some veiled Interpol-inside office(s) relations work; I can't inquire!

Captain Satan purchased a special Transformers Greenlight (G1) female-warrior robot toy-model for the waitress Raki blurted his 'drunken' confidence-plan to and left it in her work-station area with her co-worker to find and to tell Raki/Goldfinger she'd been 'gifted' a symbolic toy representing some strange circus-toy distribution activity for kids!

CAPTAIN SATAN: I just have to get to the Calgary (Airport!) now and get on the Aeroflot to Vancouver with the diamonds in the soles of my shoes and jacket-lining(s).

He bumped into a media-celeb (actress) who'd been a 'rumored' friend of Goldfinger and gifted her some of the diamonds he took from the Calgary Bank safe-box and a note reading, "This is for the Baron to understand the modern insurance-circle report(s) regarding diamond-circulation journalism."

DIARY (Goldfinger): I think Interpol-office(s) relations want me to know my associates are secure(d) if I don't inquire more!

Captain Satan retired to Vancouver where he was now part of a pirate-theater/circus show in which he played a treasure-vigilante pirate from the Old Sea(s) named Scruffs. He used some of his 'special commission' to finance his new life/dream(s) and never forgot what he truly achieved regarding the destabilization of corrupting Goldfinger's ties to blood-diamond woes.