Alien: Sophist

The new head of Weyland-Yutani shares the human choreography behind the 'CXD' event and what it reveals for futures.

Another 'cooler' Alien fanfiction! 

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Greetings, audience. My name's Amlan Satan and I'm the new exec-president of Weyland-Yutani space-exploration company, since the passing of Mr. Weyland and the transference of power(s) from Yutani board members to me personally! I mean to make this WY joint-venture for human space-exploration(s) a rousing profit for our race. As such, I wish to relay/choreograph to you today, for Western-Earth TV the details of the Chernobyl-Xenomorph Disaster ('CXD'), which should prompt some 'cool' ideations for new-gen fans of Facebook-chess. Hope you enjoy this photographic journey with me.

It was in the summer of the 2nd Coronavirus tribulation that the Martian 'dragon' called Xenomorph-species lurked into Earth and hid itself in the already-challenging Chernobyl power-plant tunnels/basement and drew in world-media by running around, sometimes using invisibility-cloaking powers, and terrorizing the factory-workers/execs. The Xenomorph was trapped and diplomatically exiled into the deep-ocean abyss of Earth by multiple Weyland soldiers/diplomats but not before Chernobyl became its controversial dancing-ground, making for 'alternative' forms of photojournalism, you see.

ALIEN: Is there a human in this whole planet to challenge me in chess to warrant diplomacy for potential non-invasion IQ?

Well, the diplomat of Weyland who answered that chess-dare was a valiant chess-master who worked for Yutani named Indra Shaw who managed to match the dragon-Martian, as you've read/seen, with a rook-and-knight castle-sweep maneuver to balance the alien's queen-march which was otherwise furious. This 'stalemate' condition in chess-play drew the invader to the consensual self-exile diplomacy contract with Weyland-Yutani diplomats, sending it to the deep-ocean abyss as a permanent isolationist, secured from fear(s) of all future inter-species contact of danger/tremor(s)! It made Facebook-chess immensely more popular among students/readers intrigued by notions of species-consciousness 'deliverance' through chess-diagrams, as you've known now.

The CXD (Chernobyl-Xenomorph Disaster) signaled a great resurrection in globalism-rhetoric that unified our species and reminded us of the 'chess' complexity of real-life human disasters/races like the Cold War and the Third Reich and intimated to us why intellectual fervor combined with valor and science/art would yield 'immaculate' forms of real distances conducive to life on Earth, and the flowery of new-gen social-media (e.g., Facebook-chess).

Incidentally, as you've also known, the CXD 'event' in Europe facilitated the high-marketing of a series of iconic/popular combat videos/games featuring stories/diagrams of human soldiers/scientists contending with the Xenomorph dragons from Mars and yielding illuminating forms of Hell and Heaven. This was the key that led to the profit-investment soars in Weyland-Yutani and linked home-entertainment (private) to social-activity regarding alien-IQ and Facebook-chess hype (public)!

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Are you saying, Mr. Satan, that the exiled/ocean dragon Xenomorph served as an "Ares" of study now?
AMLAN SATAN: Excellence; this was a perfect model for social-media and science(s)-exercises jaunted by alien-event(s).

AUDIENCE MEMBER: What'll become of Harvard/CalTech studies of moon-missions yielding 'eerie' space-contact reports?
AMLAN SATAN: We're currently investigating all signs of prior-alien contact by the Xenomorph it/he didn't disclose with us!

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