The Emerald Pirate

A Story by Abishai100

Narrated 'claim' of a diamond-baron whose encounter with a transformational 'James Bond' forces him to become an 'overground' expressions-consultant.

A diamond-world intrigue tale inspired by the treasure-intelligence/folklore represented in the film Flawless (Michael Caine). Enjoy,

DISCLAIMER: This work of culture crime-fiction offers no formal/official ties to any real-world 'blood-diamond' journal/report and is cast purely as a private dramatization of gem-market execution(s).

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Let me recount to you the special underworld magical fable about a special Interpol-relation agent and 'emerald' thief who stole a special Nazi-hidden emerald recovered during the plunder of Europe (WWII) and then was assigned to place a symbolic Western/American football trade-cards, a Vikings-Eagles QB transfer-star representing commerce/media treasure(s), to force a media-message from me about insured-gems corruption tied to blood-diamond traffic, of which I'd become a ruthless baron. This super-agent/thief, Amlan Satan, left me a Topps-Cunningham Vikings-QB copy-mint card in place of my Sierra Leone gems in my New England mansion and kidnapped my maid Elka during the operation. He claimed he was a street-artist sent by my rival with absinthe to entertain me in my own mansion while flashing me the collector's favorite Vikings trade-card to lure me into boasting/showcasing my blood-diamonds (ha).

My name's Baron Ion, and this street-artist claiming he was sent by my Dutch diamond-baron rival (Goldfinger) entertained me by dancing with my maid Elka while getting me over-inebriated with his special 'absinthe-concoction' in my New England mansion while I was showcasing my blood-diamonds. Somewhere in that mix, he swapped my gems with replicas/fakes and left the Vikings trade-card (Topps-Cunningham) as a 'souvenir' with the note, "Post for social-media 'fans' of diamond-market street-lore about your insurance/investment file(s) regarding commercial treasure(s), lest I 'leak' into the streets the bad rumor that you're ignorant of the Vikings-Cunningham city-journal(s) trade-card(s) chess/market!"

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world gem-exchange($) and makes terrorism woe!

With Interpol-relation suddenly breathing on me, with other modern social-media 'circulation(s)' regarding underground bosses/tycoons/warlords/barons media/chat(s), what choice did I have but to report now on disclosure(s) regarding gem-piracy 'linked' insurance-corruption intelligence/chess? I had to claim I was now employing all my overground business associates to make journals on my insurance-portfolio regarding diamond-market investment(s) for modern cyber-storytelling.

ELKA: I'd been trapped in that Ion-estate as a 'hostage' of liberty, and 'James Bond' whisked me away and into a chess-life!

That's my story as a debunked/reformed diamond-baron of the New Age, and I'd remember this 'street-agent' (Amlan Satan) as a real-life pirate-incarnation, whom I've nicknamed Scruffy, for his rag-tag method(s) of undoing blood-diamond hellfire and making 'civilians' out of us otherwise capitalism-studying 'bishops' of the commercial-labyrinth(s) darkness (wow), for Selfie-commentary more 'open' to diamond-distributions journals.

Today, I still have to ask/wonder if pirate Scruffy (Amlan Satan) was someone I owed a 'cool' toy-stereo set so he'd retire and become some kind of cyber-homeschooling teacher/educator in Europe, since it was this 'James Bond' of character who ushered me into a more studious life of diamond-market treasures-insurance reporting for overground commerce securities forcing me to become a sort of 'legalese' consultant for Interpol-relation.