Arkham Ball: Enterprise-Chess

Can an artistic approach to sports/capitalism/chess create a special magical debate between an alien and a female scientist regarding theater?

A treatise on sports-capitalism 'chess' etiquette and psyche-hygiene inspired by Ruthless People (David Zucker). Enjoy, 

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The unusual Venusian sorcerer decided to visit Earth-world and disguise himself as a culture-psyche scientist and blogged online about the links between social-media 'chess' and modern magazine-culture ideations of Selfie-capitalism pertaining to personality-marketing (e.g., MTV, Batman/Arkham-Asylum comics, etc.).

VENGER: I'll transform into a New York writer/scientist exploring why/how psychiatric centers treat capitalism with chess-IQ.

Eccentric and somewhat brooding Venger became the New York cyber-writer/scientist Amlan Satan and wrote about the fanciful 'diadems' and jewelry tied to sports-media and trophy-culture in the Western-world and why Americans craved gold and silver 'gems' for sports-teams fanfare (e.g., World Series champions cufflinks) and this odd 'mob psychology' interest in self-identification with capitalism 'chess' imagination (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): We're taking a special culture-niche sports-media cinema to cast 'chess' ideas for capitalism vanity!

Well, Venger (Amlan Satan) found the 'perfect' social-trophy or 'diadem' to cyber-write about those imagination links between capitalism-ethos and sports-media education in the Western-world on Earth, and this 'trophy' was a special Philly-city QB-trade spirit sports-card (Upper-Deck) Cunningham-Viking 'underdog' Super Bowl seasons ornament. This Vikings card (Upper-Deck) was a 'cool' casting of the fan-based links in the Western-world between athletics-experience and citizenry/audience fantasies about biographical storytelling, a case for capitalism integrity itself (wow).

VENGER (Amlan Satan): We may contour this Vikings-trade spirit 'trophy' for fans with a baseball-chess case for prestige.

The attempt to link sports and intelligence/capitalism with a 'quality' of chess-IQ or prestige is no simple deed, since capitalism can be considered a 'convenience' system for profit-minded ambition, and many critics of the Western-world values on Earth were stern about the 'American rights' to sports treasures/fortunes and frowned upon the notion of linking the mass psychological interest with a general human race imagination about excellence (or insight!). This was particularly the critique of a special female scientist/writer (Jen) who'd been offered to be portrayed in a special movie about 'alternative medicine' (e.g., homeopathy) posted by a fan-editorial in Western journals/fanzines.

JEN: Don't you doubt the magic of linking baseball with chess, Dr. Satan?
VENGER: No; in fact, sportsmanship is akin to a human race excellence for capitalism stories!
JEN: I'm sure such optimism is warranted in this age of mass-marketing, but sports/baseball can feel pedestrian, no?
VENGER: Sure; sports can be about casual thought and not deep thought, but it's also promotion for good etiquette!
JEN: I agree that sportsmanship is a form of intelligence, but capitalism systems sometimes elevate pure pirates/profits.
VENGER: Yes; there's plenty of profiteerism woes in sports-media like steroids and free-agency 'troubles' but it's negotiated!

JEN: Well, negotiation simply indicates a special 'niche' for tempered/humbled confidences in social activity, Dr. Satan.

VENGER; Alright; but what we're casing is a special link between baseball and chess through a 'media' lens for network-Ego.
JEN: Perhaps sportsmanship invokes ideations of cool intelligence between humans, but what's the magic of your trophies?
VENGER: Well, Jen, our trophy Cunningham-Vikings trade-spirits (football!) card (Upper-Deck) is jewelry for media-journals.
JEN: Can writers legally re-present athlete lives as bio-disclosures because of capitalism-indulgences in citizenry-fantasy?

VENGER: Our Cunningham-Vikings (Upper-Deck) trade-spirits card (football!) is a 'link' between sports and personality!
JEN: Does capitalism really promote 'personality' or in more cases 'crude' profiteerism/piracy in modern times, Dr. Satan?

VENGER: If we approach this 'issue' with the diligence of a curiosity about the human race itself, we may draw ornaments!
JEN: I suppose 'ornamentation' has its place in medical/psychiatric evaluations of sports-media stimulation for depression.

VENGER: Sure; jewelry and trophies and shining fortunes remind the audiences of the 'allure' of achievement-praise(s).
JEN: Sure; perhaps we can agree that 'sportsmanship' may address the 'evil(s)' of worldly expressions of arrogance.
VENGER: True; in fact, perhaps our 'magical' Cunningham-Vikings (Upper-Deck) sports-diadem is a 'chess' etiquette/religion!

When Venger ('Amlan Satan') returned to Venus, he started to write his own (private) journal about the 'excellence' of chess-sportsmanship reflecting the natural splendor(s) of capitalism controls and how the bright female scientist on Earth-world (Jen) created a 'fantastic' debate with him about the glory of psychiatry and what it might reveal about a more 'objective' seizure of the 'dangers' of sports/competition ideations of the human flaws of vanity!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)