Wheelie {Transformer} - Eucalyptus Bank

A Story by Abishai100

An A.I. alien-robot from Planet Cybertron visits Earth to engage his imagination about capitalism-enzymes!

A special homage to the very offbeat robot-hero avatar of great storytelling optimism, the wonderful Wheelie (Transformers).

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It had come to the attention of the A.I. robot Wheelie, a miniature genius of the organic-cyborg hybridization of conscious life/existence on the machinery-planet of Cybertron, faraway from the Planet Earth, that human-civilization had been preoccupied with forms of capitalism intrigue and commercial chess-play for politics competition (e.g., Fischer-Spassky rivalry in chess during the Cold-War 'race' between the USA-USSR) and the 'spiritual backlash' of anti-federalism street-rebelliousness against commerce/consumerism 'security' in the form of urban race riots and bank-robbery.

WHEELIE: I shall visit Earth and disguise myself as a blood-diamond infiltrations 'James Bond' spy with Interpol-relation and my own machinery-toys representing some form of capitalism-chessplay regarding the structured 'patriotism' behind the functionality of real treasure defenses and be cast on social-media as a 'prince' of the toyworld (wow).

Now, Wheelie was an ingenious robot-warrior of miniature size on Cybertron and decided to depart from his home-planet of machines and jungles to reach Earth with his special diamond-message about capitalism-in-flux requiring a special magical brand of patriotic defenses for the marketing of 'cool' and bright lifestyle toys symbolizing the dynamic labyrinth motions of treasure hunting (e.g., diamond-mining trucks with glowing lights!). He was a real 'genius' when it came to systems observations and therefore was fascinated by Earth-capitalism themed toys (e.g., treasure-storage armored truck model-toys, gas-station truck model toys, etc.).

WHEELIE: Wow, it seems this 'micro-world' of capitalism arrows and defense and backlash rebelliousness ironically serves as the foundation for the erected structures of decision-making institutionalism and the 'skyscrapers' and adventure-lore associated the 'cops-and-robbers' and investor-sharks and stock-market 'radicals' inspiring kids to invent new toys of civilization function symbolism like Lego underwater city models; it's all something like a 'microchip-computer city' synthetics model for 'ant-like' flexibility!

Because of this 'ingeniousness' of capitalism observation, Wheelie decided to invest in the 'chess-excellence' of special Earth-society capitalism diadems/treasures such as an iconic free-market trade-spirit city-spirit football-QB card (Upper-Deck), a 'Cunningham-Viking' transfer magic paper-treasure symbolizing human athletics competition decision-making media fantasy!

WHEELIE: I'll play an excellent chess-stalemate game against these corrupt Earth-society blood-diamond barons corrupting the 'machinery' of mineral-mining for rogue customs finances with a special 'James Bond' mission with Interpol-relation for disclosures in the values of treasure-insurances affecting the overground integrity of diamond-sales for capitalism-couture prestige (ha).

Wheelie became the eccentric blood-diamond operationalist named Amlan Satan (aka, 'Storm-Shadow') and was instantly hailed as a modern-day overground 'James Bond' of diamond securities in the modern age of terrorism-finances television/Internet/politics storytelling (e.g., Facebook).

WHEELIE: We're casting special communications-gear 'toys' for representations of the 'intelligence' behind cyber-machinery/grid language-arts for the magical ideations of 'fantastic' social records.

Of course, in this 'alien universe' of capitalism chess and natural rebelliousness surrounding terrorists, bank-robbers, diamond-pirates, and fascism, Wheelie ('Amlan Satan') had to find the perfect blending of civilization agency and commercial expressions for 'real' duty-free police happiness (ha).

WHEELIE: Now, we're distributing diamond origami toys/crafts to Catholic-Protestant kids in economically striated Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for the Xmas-season so there's an 'enhanced' capitalism street-politics optimism surrounding poverty-alleviation and crime-civilization (wow).

He met a beautiful woman in sectarian Belfast who liked making social-media cases for kids' comics-vigilantism tales complemented by his own stick-figure doodles depicting modern infiltrations in 'organic crimes' as 'faces' of Earth-society expressions.

WHEELIE ('Amlan Satan'): This human world of blood-diamonds and traffic-adventure offers social-media 'education' for chess!