Venger's Postman

A Story by Abishai100

Narrated 'journal' of a capitalism 'defender' who uses treasures (e.g., football-cards) to create social media images of Homeland direction.

A tale of commerce-life pensive energy featuring my favorite cartoon sorcerer antihero avatar Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) in a 'cool diorama' about American (or alien!) conversationalism inspired by Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore). Thanks for reading (and Happy New Year 2023!),

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My name's Venger and I was a lone sorcerer on Venus until my companion-friend and vizier Nightmare, my horse-pal, convinced me to become an Earth-prince collector of capitalism study treasures for a social-media 'examination' of the expressions of commerce-life Ego, which is what I then decided to invest in for my psyche-activity.

I became the Earth-prince Amlan Satan and lived out of a cyber-enabled home-studio in New England (North America) where I made mosaics/tales of commerce-life treasures like Irish custom dolls and American sports-cards for ideations on the 'chess' mentality defenses of post-9/11 era Earth-race democracy (or Ego!).

I was called into the Philly-courthouse to explain the patterns in my sports-cards collection activity which composed much of my cyber-tales/work and drew the 'ire' of a lunatic 'fan' who wanted to cast the images of the sports (football!) cards as signposts of the threat of American fortunes/treasures created by anti-capitalist terrorists.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): These sports-treasures are simply commerce-life Ego-IQ 'artefacts' for anthropology/storytelling (only).

DEFENDANT: I concede this is private cyber-journal work for sports-fanfare/storytelling, but net-access draws terrorism!

AMLAN SATAN (Me): You can't 'think' that net-exposure of personal ideations of commercial treasures/toys is prohibition.

DEFENDANT: If this man doesn't remove these 'stickers' of consumerism-imagination 'highness' I'll continue to chase his Ego!

AMLAN SATAN (Me): This is a 'case' involving private-citizenry 'claims' to net-activity access/commentary and not branding.

JUDGE: It's our determination in this 'social case' or grievance that the defendant has 'over-reacted' for access fears.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Seems to me, your Honor, that the defendant is simply a 'journal-critic' who may benefit from publicity!

JUDGE: We shall take such a civil message into advisory as the defendant is seeking counsel from the city for future critique.

AMLAN SATAN (Me): Thanks so much, your Honor...and I wish the defendant the best of future work(s).

JUDGE: Good...thanks.

What a trial that was, friends! The defendant was a stalker who insisted my cyber-imagery/tales of sports-treasure 'chess' linked defenses of post-9/11 era commerce-life Ego was simply drawing 'more' terrorism or angst against the American Dream. When hijacked passenger planes crashed into the Earth-commerce symbolic World Trade Center (NYC), everyone 'worried' about traffic securities surrounding everyday capitalist race 'life' in the Homeland. Here I was now, 'exonerated' by the Philly-court 'system' and free again to pursue my Selfie/social-media culture driven 'energizer' work with capitalism/commerce-life 'treasure' cyber-mosaic work and storytelling about 'personality' oriented treasure toasts. Who wouldn't be drawn as fans?

AMLAN SATAN (Venger): Being this Earth-prince for these treasure-tales of Western life invokes a 'Selfie' circle of friendship.

GIRLFRIEND: Mr. Satan, all these cyber-presentations of commerce-life Ego 'treasure' invokes a 'cinema' psyche for worry, no?

Maybe my girlfriend on Earth was right. So, I decided to get a football-themed chess-set and used it to create cyber-activity for my new chess-society (NewPorcellian) and made post-9/11 era politics-stability chat(s) about post Cold-War social media surrounding the 'sportsmanship' and social intelligence behind street-traffic and population-migration(s) optimism (wow).

CRITIC: The real 'chess' of the American dream/defense requires good marketing and media for ideas about sportsmanship-IQ.

What are these treasures that drew so much energizer chat(s) and social buzz and street-tales and even 'courtly intrigue' on Earth for this 'Crusade' to toast capitalism in this new era of commerce-life? Maybe Freud himself would suggest these treasures I make for toast, mostly sports (football!) cards, are 'bio-psyche' design markers for ambition's after-image of intelligent capitalist romanticism. What are these treasures I 'recreate' as cyber-trophies? Well, one's a scarlet-print 'Strike-Force' Randall Cunningham post-Eagles career team-transfer (Viking-QB) Super Bowl vision-symbol gem (Upper Deck). Cunningham devastated his Philly-fans when he departed for 'loftier' goals/ambition, but this Strike-Force capitalist 'treasure' invokes ideas about the 'chess-intelligence' of designed commerce-life Ego storytelling (hmm).

Another treasure of comparable greatness I recreated as cyber-consciousness was the Bernie Kosar Browns-QB McDonald's market game-trophy piece, a 'fantastic' homage to those tender links between consumerism life itself and of course sports-culture/media awareness --- a real 'IQ' trophy for any spirited American. Who doesn't/didn't like the 'cool' Kosar?

Everyone's a postman at heart in this new era of Earth, and my Venusian horse-guide (Nightmare) might remark that my immersion into 'Selfie' culture had turned me into a 'road-writer' of the quality of capitalism's personality itself. My girlfriend on Earth seems to be rather happy with the 'energizer' face of my approach to commerce defense. It's a social-media machine in America it seems (wow!).

GIRLFRIEND: I got you this classic handheld Battle-Chess game-toy for your b-day, Satan; prince's piece of ambition-brains.

Another treasure I made for toast was a great Rich Gannon (Raiders-QB) card. Why this preoccupation with American football QBs would signal symbolic anthropology/storytelling cyber-work is rather simple --- a QB is simply the sport-team 'captain' of the fantasy of choreographed social activity. Sportsmanship is like capitalism, and it's just as brainy (or warlike!).

GIRLFRIEND: I got you this 'classic' cheerleader (football) black-and-white for V-Day, for examination of human Ego (hmm).

Some consider me a prince and others a pirate but mostly all think me a citizenry-commentator of the accessible 'magic' of commerce-life and why capitalism can be 'magnified' in the magic of treasures like dolls, photos, and cards. Capitalism may offer vice but also Selfie-culture driven 'liberal' psychiatry (ha).

JOURNAL: Social-media has created a 'flurry' of market-chess intelligence but also a 'street-flair' for 'shared' examination(s).

Another treasure is a rainbow-glitter Troy Aikman (Cowboys-QB) Topps treasure which reminds me why Dallas is that old American city of the Western-world of all that 'music' of cowboy pilgrimage for capitalism 'chess' defense (hmm).

GIRLFRIEND: This is my favorite one.

ME: If we get married...and have a son...this will be his gift alone (promise you!).

Finally, there's a smooth Warren Moon (Oilers-QB) treasure which reminds me why sports-imagery and capitalism-reflective Earth competition choreography requires solid storytelling...and 'martial' defense(s).

Oh, I almost forgot my classic Fran Tarkenton Viking-QB piece. Here's a guy who never won a Super Bowl title but reminded everyone of the 'goodness' of competition confidence and getting to that champions-level where the 'hope' for victory may feel as 'cool' as the acquisition of final-fortune. Isn't that what capitalism means --- 'social' psychiatry (for the Ego)?