Robin Hood of Seton-Hall Society

'Robin Hood' engages in a New England 'Crusade' to deliver magic in displacement(s) in dark gems of world-hubris.

A modernized/adaptation of the tale of Robin Hood. 

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Robin Hood hoped to swap some of the blood-diamonds of Baron Goldfinger stored in the Boston Bank safe-box with glass-animal toys for a social-media message about infiltrations into the world of gem-insurance journals/disclosures, forcing the Baron to deal with legions of consumers in New England worried about Xmas/Valentine's consumerism gem-insurance reliability/integrity/personality!

Robin Hood formed his own secret underground Boston 21st-Century society called Seton-Hall, named after his favorite college-basketball team of the American Homeland and inspired his cohorts to help him choreograph this Goldfinger gem-toys heist in the Boston Bank as Independence Day fast-approached (wow).

ROBIN HOOOD: We walked into the bank separately costumed as pirates and I boarded off the bus and on again with Goldfinger's gems taken from his safe-box burned by my toy water-gun filled with acid while my cohorts carried-on their mock in-house pirate-theater gem-showcase social-media 'prepaid' event --- I had to inform the escorting lone guardsman (Leo) to deliver a special gem-insurance cyber-note to the manager at the desk, after I crawled out the restroom-window near the 4th (ha).

BANK MANAGER: We're informed that Baron Goldfinger's no-choice (now) but to respond to gem-insurance reports/exercises incurred by social-media commentators drawing in a sudden/new 'official' Boston inquiry regarding theatrics surrounding insured gems inside New England safe-boxes, possibly tied to 'blood-diamond' smuggling from Africa and wonder if the 'stranger' man of deed(s) was indeed Robin Hood of America (wow).

Robin Hood took off on the passenger-bus with Goldfinger-gems hidden in the lining of his shoes/pants and even amused the passengers en-route to Logan with his special ancient merry-men theater-show featuring juggling of (fake!) diamonds, and he made the social-media lines from the passengers poking/commenting and 'chuckling' with their awesome iPhones (ha).

MARION: How'd you achieve this micro-celebrity miracle (Boston), Robin?
ROBIN HOOD: It was theater-perfection for Seton-Hall, Marion darling; Interpol-relation waits.

MARION: Are we off to Omagh or Vancouver then, Robin?
ROBIN HOOD: You're my new world-culture cyber-homeschooling funded-venture project spokeswoman!

So off went Robin/Marion, off to other lands outside the American Homeland, preparing for their world-culture exchange cyber-homeschooling venture, and they kept-touch with their old Seton-Hall 'associates' and explored a modern educational approach to capitalism-ideology storytelling for superstition-driven civilization magic (hmm).

Robin Hood became a part-time bistro-chef in one city and Marion grew to love his sense of post-trophy Romanticism and what he delivered to the message-table regarding the pure capitalist race magic of 'wrought' hospitality/education/culture storytelling and life itself. This was a tale of merry magic, and it was all because of the 4th-of-July (honoring).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)